NovaFrost and Sun NovaFrost and Sun NovaFrost and Sun-
They have me by a chokehold and I'm EXPLODING AAAAA- [incorrect quotes yet again]
Nova : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Frost: That's great, Nova . Especially considering the fact we've been together for over forty years.
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Sun: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Nova : Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Frost : Would you like us to tutor you?
Moon: That was smooth but also *gagging noise*
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Solar: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed the car?
Sun: Well I was teaching Nova to drive and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Nova , deer!"
Solar: ...And what did Nova do?
Sun: ...They said "Yes, sunshine?"
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Nova : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Sun: What- how?
Nova : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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Sun: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Nova : I would say infinitesimally.
Frost: And I'd say teenily-weenily.
Nova, proudly: We all know words.
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Sun: Did it hurt when you fell-
Nova : From heaven? Wowie, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Sun: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Nova : ...
Sun: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Sun: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Frost: We wrote you a poem.
Sun, already crying: You did?
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*the 80s gang playing truth or dare*
Chichi: Ooh, Nova~ Dare you to kiss the next person who comes in here~
Nova: oh, golly- I'm not so sure I could, you know? Besides, it's just a game, really-
Sun, walking in: Hey guys-
Nova: Well, looks like I have to, rules are rules for a reason, can't go breakin' 'em-!
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Frost: I would never say that my partners are bitches and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partners are bitches and I like them so much! :)
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Nova : I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me~ heehee~
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Sun: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.
Nova+Frost: *anxious boyfriend noises*
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*in the mindscape*
Nova , gently nudging Frost aside with their foot: Frosty, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Frost, their eyes enormous: You kick Frost? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Nova ! Jail for Nova for one thousand years!
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Frost: Here you go, Sun, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Sun: It's cold.
Frost: A nice cup of coffee.
Sun: It's horrible!
Frost: Cup of coffee.
Sun: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Frost: C U P.
Sun: I appreciate the sentiment, though.
Frost: :3
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Sun: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Nova: I know. Whenever we're near the person we like we both just start acting weird.
Sun: But you’re always acting weird?
Nova, suddenly changing out with Frost: ...
Frost: ... Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Sun: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Nova : Eat a nickel.
Sun, snorting but trying to hold a straight face: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.
Frost: Eat a nickel.
Sun, wheezing: O-Ok-
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Nova : What's wrong with you?
Sun: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a systemic history of abuse, and a programmed predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Nova: 😰
Sun: wait no-
Nova, already hugging him: TOO LATE
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Sun: You spent all your paycheck on THIS??
Frost, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
