#fry station

[sophisticatedferret]

I don’t know who pulled up my fry basket almost a minute and probably thirty-five seconds early but they should be tried for mcheresy 

[rank-sentimentalist]

Guy on Shake Machine Invoked the 25th Amendment

[pineysathome]

You ever black out? Or as I call it, time travel? You ever do that? Oh yeah! You know how it is -- you're drinking, you black out... You wake up, you're in another bar. You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're playing that knife game with a half-Indian somewhere in North Dakota, "Yeah! Yeah! Winner fixes the tranny! Yeah". You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in White Castle -- working there 3 years, STILL not assistant manager. Your buddies tell you to quit, but you can't 'cause you're banging the slow girl on the fry-o-later. They say she's a little retarded, but those titties ain't retarded!

-Dave Attell Untitled Stand-Up

[trisoldblog]

Chef: You have to work the fry station tonight

[drunkbenj]

‘ug’ is the only word I have to describe everything right now.

[mads4yourdoublechin]

Fry Station Domination

Well tonight @ work i took the fry station down in record time. Lovin life ~ peace