more food service hell au stuff, fragments edition 🤍💜💚💝❤️🔥💙💙💛💙
Theta is North’s kiddo, he's the cutest sweetest toddler in the world. 15/10
Delta is York’s nephew that he babysits sometimes. The director lets him bring Dee to work because Dee is the most well behaved five year old the world has ever seen and simply sits at the counter meticulously filling in coloring books properly and drinking out of a whiskey glass of apple juice. People freak out when they see a kid drinking ‘whiskey’ but are told it’s apple juice. It’s very funny to the staff (and Delta) to see people freak out about this.
Eta and Iota are the Sharklina twins (not around yet) - thinking Edith and Imogen for names - Edie and Gena for short
"Dr" Leonard Church has younger brothers, Alan and Eddie Church who are twins. Alan and his wife ‘Tex’ (Beth) have a son Oliver (Omega), making Ollie Carolina’s cousin. Ollie is about 12, Has '8th grade syndrome' and claims to have impressive powers he’s going to use to end the world. Gets in a lot of fights at school, mostly bc he gets picked on for being an angry weird kid
Eddie hasn't gotten married (yet) but he's in a weird love-hate triangle with two guys he works with (guess who) One of them insists they're best friends and also dating, and one of them flirts with him constantly and then turns around and no homo's him out of nowhere but he's secretly very into this.
Sigma is Carolina’s weird uncle on Allison’s side who is a reclusive artist but shows up at the Steakhouse sometimes with a blind date he met online. He’s also got a weird crush on Maine.