a small hc i thought of a while ago... jason "i woke up like this" todd but he gels his hair a bunch and just lies about it and if he doesnt he looks like a mop or ,alternatively, jason "i woke up like this" todd where hes just super photogenic all the time --- good luck with your hw btw!! <3
I geeked out when i noticed you’re following me–thank you so much and i hope you like this! :D
(no i’m not still flailing what are you talking about)
The door to Jason’s room is slammed open and he jerks up into a sitting position, the knife he keeps under his pillow in his hand before he’s even got his eyes open, and there’s a yell of, “Oh my God, where did he get a knife?!”
..the vine? Seriously?
A camera shutter clicks, and Jason’s vision clears and focuses when he hears a dejected, “Damn it, it’s a good picture.”
He blinks at Dick, Steph, and Duke, who are all crowded around a camera in Dick’s hand by the door, extremely confused.
Slowly, Jason lowers the knife.
There’s the sneaking suspicion that Steph was the one who quoted the vine, but Jason doesn’t address that and instead frowns.
“I was sleeping.”
“Yeah,” Dick answers with a pout. “That’s the point. We were trying to get a bad picture of you.”
Confusion +30 points.
“What?”
Stephanie waves a hand at Jason, shoulders sagging as she walks to the door.
“Just shut up, Jay,” she whines before exiting sullenly.
“What?”
“We’ve all got bad pictures,” Duke explains, “that one of us has taken of the other. Except you.”
“Nobody has a bad picture of you,” Dick continues, sadly.
Jason’s face becomes so deadpan he’s sure even a dead person’s pan has more emotion than his face does.
“This is exactly why I never sleep here,” he declares before throwing the knife at Dick and flopping back onto the bed. “Let me sleep or next time that knife will cut you.”
Dick and Duke laugh as they leave.