May 9, 2021
Tankdad, help! The other Anons think they're just bullying your son, but are really setting off his paranoia via gasslighting!
"THEY'RE FREAKIN' WHAT?!?"
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Tankdad, help! The other Anons think they're just bullying your son, but are really setting off his paranoia via gasslighting!
"THEY'RE FREAKIN' WHAT?!?"
BOYFRIEND HAS A CANON NAME AAAAAAAAA
IT'S CAM
OOO SHIT?? 👁️👁️
“hey dad-in-law, pico's boyfriend again. lmao. do you have some pico baby pictures? he would look so cute. so..... soft.”
"What the..? No? And even if I had any on me, I wouldn't show them to you...? Weirdo. Who the hell does even ask to look at pictures of babies? Willingly???"
The Tankman tiredly shakes his head, then suddenly snaps right back around-
"... And don't freakin' call me that! It is Sir to you and Sir only, ya little shit."
At what age did you become a dad?
John instantaneously opens his mouth to answer- But catches himself there, and stalls for a long moment to count something on his fingers, looking lost...
"Uh... A bit earlier than recommended?"
When he was younger, how often did Pico get his way? Did he ever pull the puppy eyes card?
"Hey now, he might've had tricks up his sleeves, but “puppy eyes” weren't one."
Come get these hands™ for free
"Who?" Whom dares threaten Captain?
hey man, keith wants to marry your son.
"... You sure 'bout that?"
Mr. Your son is dating a twink.
"A bit rude to intrude and talk about other people's relationships behind their backs much? 'Cause, I am pretty sure that Pico woulda told me about this himself if he wanted me to know..."
Of course that John refuses to make a big deal out of this discovery and instead keeps his reaction boringly casual... He is far too well aware of just how extraordinarily touchy these topics can be to some people, after all.