#ft. billy.

[deweydewncght]

“Do you think I can fit these candy canes up my nose?” (billy)

“Oh, absolutely!” Dewey jumped up with a grin on his face. “You know what we should do? We should have a contest and see who can fit more candy canes up his nose. Winner gets...” He paused, tapping his chin as he pondered what the prize should be. “What should the winner get?” @bingbongbilly

[iridcssalux]

“Where did Santa even come from?” (billy)

“I believe he was inspired by Saint Nicholas. Or I mean, the people who have developed his mythos were inspired by Saint Nicholas.” She leaned forward to pause the movie they were watching before turning to face him. “The main source for Santa Claus is the dutch figure Sinterklaas who was also inspired by Saint Nicholas.” She explained, although she was slowly starting to think that perhaps this wasn’t exactly what he meant. “At least, that’s what I’ve read on the subject. It varies.” @bingbongbilly

[deweydewncght]

“ … not many people really talk to me … “ (billy)

“Really?” The shock on Dewey’s was apparent, he couldn’t imagine anyone not wanting to talk to Billy. He was one of the coolest people Dewey knew! “That’s ridiculous, they don’t know what they’re missing out on.” He shook his head. “If it makes you feel any better, people don’t really talk to me either. I’m pretty sure like... ninety percent of the people who know me think I’m annoying.” @bingbongbilly