most attractive people at lockwood?
“Way to whip out your pistol and shoot me square in the forehead. I hate questions like this. Always feel like I need one of those fancy flamenco fans to flutter my cheeks with while I think about it. Um... Well, I mean, Teddy. Duh. I think everyone has eyes. Ingrid, too. Spicy gorl! One of the best kissers of all time, swear on my tattoo-less, not-Count-Olaf ankle. Nate would be way better if he didn’t have the personality of an old toenail. Plus, Benji is kind of a dark horse -- the one Katy Perry wheezed about. I don’t even know what it is. He just... is. Oh! And Bridget. Hey, Sabrina, too. Her hair always smells nice. Like a perfume sample in the bottom of a bag from a fancy store. And--... How many am I meant to give? God. I’ll leave it there, I think. Don’t want to hog the stage space performing a full length sonnet or anything. A thot has other places to be -- I’m the thot.”
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