#ft. benji

[ll-underestimated-ll]

-rambles incessantly at tired government employee of the supernatural defence agency about how good of a Tremere he would be and ‘How old are you now? When will you be retiring? Are you still dating x? How are the kids? Do you want to sword fight me? Can I sword fight your kids? Any news from the UK pertaining to you lot? Are they getting on your ass again? Have you been doing your daily squats? How are the knees? Did you watch that new dragon filled show I keep hearing people talk about? Any plans for Christmas?’-  

[beth-dryden]

Location: Room Service, Summit Lake Starter for: @benji-scott

Beth loved her job, she really did, but when she was standing in a home improvement store, trying to find a paint sample that matched the exact shade her clients had seen in their hotel room in Bali three years ago, she could honestly scream. With the photograph of the room in one hand and five different paint swatches in the other, the blonde felt like she was losing her mind. One was too dark, one was too light, one too green and she was sure at this point, there was no way she was going to be able to match the colour. 

Trying to move the swatches so two overlapped the photograph, Beth turned to try and flag an attendant, although the body she bumped into had her dropping everything onto the floor. “Oh shoot, sorry.” Bending down to pick up the photo and swatches, she glanced up from her crouched position on the floor. “Oh, hi stranger, what brings you out here?”

[lanamemories2]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @LANA_JAMESON UPLOADED A PHOTO

When He Looks At You In Disgust After You Slide Your Bratz Rock Angels Glasses Onto His Head While He’s Trying To Drive 🚗👅💦❤️

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bev.kingston WHO HE? WHERE LALIAS? he won’t fuck you like him baby girl ... ↳ lana_jameson omfg beverly????????????? tommogatti is THIS benji? ↳ lana_jameson ya tommo u need to b sm better educated on the sexiest men @​ radcliffe freya n i will b conducting an EMERGENCY seminar later this afternoon 🚨🚨 calebmontg im sitting in the back seat i've cloaked myself with the Item We Ordered. trying not to make exciting noises to blow my cover ↳ lana_jameson WTF caleb stop JACKING IT back there???????????? we can hear u doing it to the beat of kesha we r who we r??????? tht song goes off bt benji is so uncomfortable rn??? freyanils leak the sex tape ↳ lana_jameson composing a txt proposal of this 2 him as we speak wish me luck 🤞 ohphilomena VERY NICE ↳ lana_jameson philbert pls dnt hit on benji using a borat voice right in front of my eyes like tht omfg???? domevans haha 😂 ↳ lana_jameson dnt laugh @ my fashion choices evr again dominic evans or i’ll hijack the wheel n run u dwn 🔪 heinous handsome man ❌ gunnerpaxton :) ↳ lana_jameson me when u nd [redacted] throw off ur clothes nd [redacted] ❤️ bansheeman WHAT THE FUCK don't use my likeness in your wicked crimes ↳ lana_jameson let me show u off like a trophy wife on my social media or there will b DEATHLY consequences n i will NEVER speak to u again 🔪☠️

[carter-crane]

Carter Crane’s Snapchat Story - 11/30/19

ft. @party--arty @b--squared @kxthrine-bronson @elexnor-hxstings 

[lanamemories]

do you have feelings for benji?

“Suddenly, I’m dancing! The crowd goes wild! They can’t focus on anything except my feet! My crazy, furiously fast feet! I’m Irish jigging like there’s no tomorrow, and no-one remembers that they asked me a question! My feet are flying faster than Niall Horan after stepping off a plane to Dublin! So fast, it’s frightening! A child got toed in the eye but the show must go on! Ignore the cries! Ignore the screams! The! Show! Must! Go! On!”

@bnjigates

[lanasaved]

most attractive people at lockwood?

“Way to whip out your pistol and shoot me square in the forehead. I hate questions like this. Always feel like I need one of those fancy flamenco fans to flutter my cheeks with while I think about it. Um... Well, I mean, Teddy. Duh. I think everyone has eyes. Ingrid, too. Spicy gorl! One of the best kissers of all time, swear on my tattoo-less, not-Count-Olaf ankle. Nate would be way better if he didn’t have the personality of an old toenail. Plus, Benji is kind of a dark horse -- the one Katy Perry wheezed about. I don’t even know what it is. He just... is. Oh! And Bridget. Hey, Sabrina, too. Her hair always smells nice. Like a perfume sample in the bottom of a bag from a fancy store. And--... How many am I meant to give? God. I’ll leave it there, I think. Don’t want to hog the stage space performing a full length sonnet or anything. A thot has other places to be -- I’m the thot.”

@teddylawrence @ingridrcdley @natecosta @benjigates @bridgcts @sabrinaconn

[ll-underestimated-ll]

A wee bastard, a troll you might say.

Ft. my current MotW PC Benji who's a member of the Auckland branch of NZ Ministry of Paranormal Defence. In vtm he's thinblood Antyllus' cousin.

[lanamemories2]

who are your best friends? top 5?

“Freya, Benji, Teddy, Eli and Rosa. I’d die for all of them. Like, in a super big, carve-my-heart-out-of-my-chest, really dramatic way.”

@freyatm @benjigates @teddylawrence @eliaspaxton @rosasamuels