fmk ducky gunner dominic
“Huh. Weird one. I think I’d marry Gunner, but we’d be, like, a sexless marriage. He’d let me run wild and free. Probably get super annoyed at me spending all our money on lava lamps. We’d have a messy divorce and he’d take my vibrator collection out of spite, which is totally sick. I mean, why would you do that, Gunner? That’s really mean. Anyways, I would’ve married Dom, too, but it’s a dog eat dog world, so I guess I’ll just say fuck. Think that means Ducky’s getting the guillotine? Intense. It isn’t personal, though. Just don’t wanna risk him choking me out over mimosas if I, like… say I didn’t like the new Taylor Swift album, or something.”
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