Dec 21, 2015
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MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TEXT —
SENT TO: Heracles
Attis: I just found a bit of blood on my shirt
Attis: I’m not the one that decided to get creative with a power drill today
Attis: So when are you buying me a new shirt?
SCARED TEXT —
SENT TO: Heracles
Attis: I almost killed that guy before we even got anything out of him
Attis: Gaia is going to be pissed
Attis: Why couldn’t you be your usual weak self and stop me
ACCIDENTAL TEXT —
SENT TO: Heracles
Attis: Fuck Freddy Kreuger, marry Oprah, kill Heracles
Attis: Oh
Attis: I didn’t mean you
Attis: I meant someone else
Attis: Called Heracles