(4ryann) [text] So at what point of the night are we going to decide everyone at this party sucks and we should just fuck each other? / [text] YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT’S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON / [text] The only things I am doing today are things one can do without wearing a bra. / [text] She is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole her dog. It likes me better.
[text] So at what point of the night are we going to decide everyone at this party sucks and we should just fuck each other?
[text]: I’m going to guess two drinks and one dance into it. I didn’t expect us to last long, which is why I spent more money and time on the lingerie under this dress than my makeup.
[text] YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT’S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
[text]: Okay, seems like you’re way more than two drinks in. Which means it’s time to get you home where you can truly appreciate my little macaroon.
[text] The only things I am doing today are things one can do without wearing a bra
[text]: I better be invited to this day or else I’m going to be deeply offended and just cut you off at the source.
[text] She is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole her dog. It likes me better.
[text]: So you’re telling me we’re never going to be invited back to her place again? Kind of depressing, she had a very comfortable bed. I guess better her dog than finding out about what we did in said bed.