cherry flavoured conversations / you got me hanging on / down to earth from all the waiting / take me somewhere beyond.
cynical one by tv girl:
so don't go around saying / there's no such thing as love / you can't go trading me place / don't forget that i / i am the cynical one.
high road by cults:
no really knows / who's house you're haunting / places that you go / are a mystery to me / every time you leave here / i'm keeping quiet / i guess that's all you want from me.
heavenfaced by the national:
she’s a griever, my believer / it’s not a fever, it’s a freezer / i believe her, i’m a griever now.
space song by beach house:
it will take a while / to make you smile / somewhere in these eyes / i'm on your side.
“ fuck rowan have a bit of a thing for her and sneaking around anyway , marry magda kind of gross ew for a second but then whatever bet it’s all domestic and shit but we don’t kiss and our adopted kids think it’s kind of sad, kill ziggy . if i come home one more time to his slime feet up on our coffee table watching rick and morty with sloane it’ll happen anyway . ”
💋 fr ziggy/sloane bt also magda/sean. i'm greedy allison. i'm gluttonous. i'm that one kid from charlie n the chocolate factory who just kept eating cake or whatever idk. i don't remember that film. don't ask me to elaborate. bye.
💋 for what my muse would say to the person trying to woo your muse.
“ you’re interested in ziggy ? erm .. okay .. lol .. it’s nothing . just don’t think you want to make that mistake . he’ll sink his claws into you it’s a trap . i don’t know what kind of potion he sprinkles in his axe body spray but it’s inescapable . .. no i don’t think that’s just me . fine . knock yourself out . good luck with that . tell him i sent you while you’re at it . ” sloane x ziggy
💋 for what my muse would say to the person trying to woo your muse.
sean [ 7:30 pm ] my sisters hot friend ????
sean [ 7:31 pm ] dude fuck you
sean [ 7:31 pm ] she’s not into u at all trust me. i know who she gets with u dont
sean [ 7:32 pm ] like no offense but you dont fit the bill at all
send me a 📱 and i’ll take you on a tour through my muses’ phone.
their lock screen photo :
their home screen photo :
how many alarms they have set : sixteen at least . she does not wake up to any of them . fia gets her up eventually .
their default ringtone : electric love by BORNS and it’s basic as shit don’t bring it up to her .
their favourite apps to use : twitter . she’s a menace on there she has two accounts one to stir drama and one to ask for attention on main .
their most used apps : unironically tiktok
someone they have blocked : sloane doesn’t block anyone but she doesn’t save anyone in her contacts . at all . she has maybe 3 contacts saved . she memorizes parts of people’s numbers she contacts a lot .
the last person they texted : rowan carter and magda wolfe , group messaged titled “ shroomplay ” ( @fortyfivcs @ncbodyshome )
SEAN SITS CROSS - LEGGED in the back of the back of the volkswagen van, shuffling through tarot cards that remind him so much of his old pokemon cards he’s tempted to make a game out of them, trade them around with magda until they’ve plotted out futures he’ll swear her to with a pinky promise. something boring, maybe, because today he doesn’t feel up for anything but sitting and smoking and propping up his feet on a box of fruit that had sat long past it’s intended delivery date. he thumbs for a card that catches his attention. “ this first one is yours, ” he snorts before producing a magician . “ woman in weird hat, ” he nods solemnly, like he knows exactly what it means. “ aww , just like you. fuck, i think this is a bad one. looks like she steals teeth in the night, puts ‘em in that little blood cup she has there. for dna cloning and shit. she’s gonna make an army of magda’s. evil ones most of them. her power knows no bounds. ” he shrivels his features before handing over the card to magda and picking up the blunt off of the ash tray. “ need more power for more readings. you do me. ” @ncbodyshome
messy as usual. a new addition: ‘how to scrapbook for beginners’ book she stole from the public library, the goal is to impress antonia. a missing item: her edward cullen cutout, can’t sleep without feeling his golden eyes on her. it’s been over 84 hours and still counting. no thanks to you, magdalena.
five thoughts my muse has recently had:
i. she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. thighs like what? what? what? baby, move your butt, butt, butt. i think i'll sing it again - she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. thighs like what? what? what? all night long. ii. is it okay to pay someone to do the silver linings playbook dance scene with me? iii. i need to fake my death and pop out of my casket at the funeral. iv. should i get granny peaches a birthday gift? v. i like it when the beat go, dut dun, dut dun, when you make your booty go, dut dun, dut dun, baby. that thong thong thong thong thong.
five things your muse finds attractive in a person:
not to be lame but there’s no specific thing she looks for. could find the fugliest soul on earth attractive if that person makes her feel the way she thinks she deserves. bonus points if you’re mean and condescending, voila, she’s in love <3
