Top 5 besties
“ People are gonna get butthurt and I don’t give a fuccccck. @bazhowlett my husband, my love, my life, the wind beneath my ass, the Doug Judy / Charles Boyle to my Jake Peralta. @mackyeccleston the Linetti to my Peralta. @nancewright — we haven’t got to the B99 stage yet, but when we do, you’ll know it. @sophiexzhao because friendship bracelets from when you were five, count. And @calxlucas because I’m terrified of him and just on the off chance he’s offended by me not listing him... I’m listing him. He’s like Dwayne the rock Johnson, only not a giant, and not as smiley, not Samoan, and not at all like him but I’d still be terrified of the rock, as terrified as I am of Cal. Maybe I should have used a spider as a reference point instead? whats done is done. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.”