#ft.ben

[michaelaisms]

fmk - any three people in town of your choosing

f: Savannah, so when she’s famous I can mention it. but not really cause that’s a dumbass reason. 

m: Sofia, we’d be cute and absolutely random together. 

k: Ben, so I don’t have to bake that cake I promised in seventy years. 

[michaelaisms]

any of mine! slurred words

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk. 

Ben

He’s... Ben. One of the few totally good people in ashcroft, who seems to have been cursed with bad luck and I don’t get it. Who’d want something bad to happen to Ben? He’s the guy you want to succeed because he’s always there for everyone else. You know those nice guys you think can’t be true because they’re too nice? Tis Ben, but he is that nice and you’re like ‘whoa maybe not everyone sucks’. 

Leo

Is anyone else worried he may turn super villain on us one day? Not saying he will but... I’m not saying it won’t and that seems a little worrying cause he’s smart enough to pull it off.

[michaelaisms]

for ben 🌺

send 🌺 to hear what my muse likes about yours

Her favorite thing about Ben is the fact he’ll go along with her jokes, no matter how awful they are.She can’t recall a time where it was ever difficult or awkward to talk to him, and she can’t imagine them every getting to that point.

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Top 3 ppl in Ashcroft? Not family.

Sofia, Ben and Ginny, but there’s no bad people in Ashcroft, everyone’s great. 

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michaela & ben: 📱

send me a 📱 and i will answer the following:

what was my muses last sent texts yours?

[text]:If I painted nine out of ten of my nails… Can I call it fashion if I forget the last one? Because… I suddenly got lazy. 

what was my muses last unsent texts yours?

[unsent text]: You ever feel like you could scream for hours? You have that much built up frustration you just want to scream? 

what was my muses last snapchat to yours?

what my muse saved your number as?

Westminster

what contact photo my muse has set for yours?

what ringtone my muse has set for yours?

Mich is basic as anything and uses the default for everyone

how many times my muse has called your this week?

Three - once just to talk, once because she saw a cute cat & once by accident 

how many calls has my muse missed from yours?

Normally she won’t miss them, but whenever she has a deadline or final coming up she’ll miss all them - and apologise with a muffin basket. 

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send me a ☂ for three tweets from my muse directed at your muse @goldblcd

send me a ▲ for an instagram picture from my muse about your muse

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fmk: ben, nate, nicky

f: Ben, because I like him too much to kill, but we’re not marriage compatible. 

m: Nate, he fixes cars and I... Have no clue about them. Match made in heaven! Well.. For me, not sure what he’d get. 

k: Nicky because... I don’t know him as well

[michaelaisms]

for ben: 🌻 🐰

🌻 a worried text. 

[text]: would you please answer your stupid phone

[text]: all i need is a quick ‘shut the frick up Mich, I’m fine’ text

[text]: I just wanna know that you’re okay. 

[text]: and i’ll storm over to your house to check if you don’t answer soon. 

🐰 a goofy text.

[text]: hey, ben, ben benny ben

[text]: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? 

[text]: He was eggspelled! 

[text]: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? 

[text]: With a hare dryer! 

[text]What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

[text]: A receding hareline. 

[text]: What do you call a mischievous egg? 

[text]: A practical yolker 

[text]: ... k, i’m done now - happy Easter!