#fuck me...

[carpetedkitch]

The true test of being pure if heart is if you can make a doll girl orgasm

[tcnm-on-tmblr]

Just made an audible, out loud, noise...

[seventhheaven1927]

i have a crush lol.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Andrew Colby

The Web (1947)

[thefaginogion]

eating a yogurt, hear a knock on my door, expecting REALLY last minute political canvassers (I'm gonna go vote after my yog)

it's a woman in pink hi-viz with leaflets about breast cancer, she must see the look on my face because she says "Don't worry I'm not selling anything. Just breast cancer :)"

Me: "Well I don't want that either."

A beat of silence. "What?" She's no longer smiling. Joke's fallen completely flat, never felt like more of a prick in my fucking life 😭

[odusseus-xvi]

Me waking up : OMG big event on Saturday ! :D

Also me : Wait. It's at 3am for me. FUCK

[overlyimmersed]

So maybe...It's just a fairy king thing...

THIS IS NOW WHAT I NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW

So, yesterday of the day before or something, I made a post about Gloxinia having weird fuckin' wings.

Now today, I'm designing an outfit for Harlequin's birthday tomorrow and so looking at refs to make sure it'd be a comfortable outfit, and...his wings are fuckin weird too...

but like the opposite way.

I talked about Gloxinia having high set wings, Harlequins are low. And there's an oddly large gap between the upper and lower sets?? What the fuck is it with these guys?! How am I supposed to design clothes for them!

gonna have to go look at the limited images of Dahlia to see if his wings are also fuckin weird!! Which I can already tell you they are because he only has two!

Not odd for a fairy thing, lot of fairies only have two, but he's the only fairly king to have that configuration for it counts as uncommon...

[botanical-feverdream]

Uhoh

I am in.. trouble...