Reworked my sona to be a little bit more me, thanks to my lovely friend xslpleb!!! I intend to write a little bit more on the particulars, but look at her! My me!!!
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER

Kiana Khansmith

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Keni
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Three Goblin Art
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Reworked my sona to be a little bit more me, thanks to my lovely friend xslpleb!!! I intend to write a little bit more on the particulars, but look at her! My me!!!
it's so funny that wotc talks a big talk about like getting cultural consultants for all their settings nowadays and their commitment to diversity but the moment an external IP dangles money in front of them they're like yes mr marvel sir we'll print a card called kazar of the savage lands certainly sir
Joe Rogan: *leans into the mic* so whats it like
Me: whats what like
Joe: sex as a trans woman. because you got it chopped off right
Me: nah
Joe: what?
Me: yeah
Joe: you still got it? No fucking way.
Me: yeah man
Joe: holy shit. Because I like... couldn't see it y'know like through the tights. I couldn't tell at all
Me: they make underwear for that
Joe: no shot. You're serious. Jamie pull up (uh what brand is it)
Me: hanes tummy control panties
Joe: Hanes control panties. I gotta see this
female-presenting vitruvian
i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.
she is ILLEGAL!!!
Comm finished today! Doggie!!
yes im a hopeless pervert but my friends say it's moe so it's fine
Unfortunately I do actually enjoy pizza and having my butt touched
I have come to realise that perhaps I just live in a completely separate dimension from the median gamer
Even outside the obvious "where has the strength of your convictions gone", I have to say; I have never had the thought of spending *checks notes*
$800 (tax inc.) on a single-purpose device to play a game that released in 1998
i love girls who are psychotic i love girls who are delusional i love girls who are bipolar i love girls who are bpd i love schizo girls i love insane girls i love girls who are mad i love girls who don't know what the fuck is wrong with themselves i love girls who are told something is wrong with them i love girls who are angry i love girls who are violent i love girls who have no remorse uhhh
i love girls who cry all the time i love girls who don't sleep i love girls with akithisia i love girls who get scared of everything i love girls with memory loss i love girls who are hypersexual i love girls who are sex repulsed i love girls who can't go outside i love girls who can't walk i love girls who can't make a phone call i love girls who are rude i love girls with flat affect i love girls who see shit i love girls who hear shit i love girls who feel nothing i love girls who feel everything i love girls who forget your name i love girls who age regress i love girl who are more than one girl i love girls who aren't girls uhhh
especially when they're black and trans
IM A SICK BITCH AND I LIKE FREAK SEX WANNA TEST THE LIMITS OF MY GAG REFLEX 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
wiggles at you
My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"
Normal sized fidget toy
My favorite category of government program to run across is "program you've never heard of doing extremely important work to solve a major problem which you have also never heard of." On that note, the US drops millions of pounds of sterile bugs over Panama each week in order to prevent a parasite infestation from moving into North America. Everyone say thank you to the Panama-United States Commission for the Eradication and Prevention of the Cattle Borer Worm (COPEG)
This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.