#fuckable elements asks

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Anon has a good point about carbon being the basis of like but also consider: carbon is very slutty bc it bonds with everything

a fair point in a way, but in my experience Flourine is the truest slut by that comparison. That stuff will bond with anything at all

also hydrogen and oxygen, those two will bond with any element with a hole or an electron

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that mr bean yee yee ass lookin flerov cant stand up to our rock hard wolfram

I do not remember what mr. bean looks like, I know he's a british comedian or soemthing

I do not like how this man looks at me, he looks like he eats shoes

Tungsten is pretty hard and sturdy, very different from the unstable Flerovium, but I do think Flyorov looks more like putin than mr. bean

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Someone submitted this as Iron and manganese propaganda! (they asked me to repost so they could remain anonymous)

This mineral will give you a good night, they'll make sure you're cummingtonite ;)

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Salts are a "we got married to each other had some kids got divorced but we're still very attracted to each other and fuck sometimes" kind of couple I think

well that is oddly specific and yet accurate i think

the electrons are the kiddos then

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Salts are a divorced couple 👍

Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper NoOoo!

but that makes sense in a way.

They're no longer together but permannently changed each other, in a legal sense too

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Curium propaganda: Marie Curie can get it 👀

Marie Skłodowska–Curie can get it but i'd probly get radiation poisoning after just one tryst based on how radioactive her journals are.

Also she discovered polonium (cool) and radium (sexy)

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if i - a bisexual man - fuck bismuth, does that count as bi4bi?

hell yeah my man!

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gimme that holmium dick

not the sort of element I was expecting to get this sort of message about, but you do you my friend.

unfortunately if wikipedia is to be believed, holmium is a "a relatively soft, silvery, fairly corrosion-resistant and malleable metal" so it probably wont be dick shaped for long