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Welcome to the Fuckable Element Tournament, where we try to figure out Tumblr's most fuckable chemical element! We started on the 28th, but still have a long way to go! Lets figure this out shall we?
TEMPORARILY ON BREAK WHILE I RECOVER FROM A BAD ILLNESS AND HAND INJURY
Link to Bracket
Link to FAQ and Rules
Round 1 Section 1 (Voting Complete)
Round 1 Section 2 (Vote Now!)
Links to the old polls below the cut
Hi, I had/have a bad case of the coronavirus and injured my right hand badly yesterday, I do not know when I will be back to doing the polls.
I definitely will continue, but it may be a week or two before I resume
my partner is writing this for me, hi =)
Round 1.1: Mendelevium (101) vs. Selenium (34)
Mendelevium (101)
A radioactive and rarely-produced transuranic element, Mendelevium is named after russian chemist, inventor and drafter of the periodic table, Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev. Hard to produce and uncommon, it is theorized to share many traits with it's other neighbors of fermium, thulium, and nobelium.
Selenium (34)
Named for the greek for moon, Selenium is necessary in trace amounts for human functioning. Selenium occurs naturally in trace quantities in soil and plants, as well as in some salts. Nowadays, Selenium is used in a wide array of uses from fertilizer to LED's to glass! However, selenium pollution is a problem in many areas today including near my hometown. A good bonder and multitalented, Selenium sounds like an attentive partner.
Which Element is More Fuckable
Mendelevium (101)
Selenium (34)
And Selenium barely beats out Mendelevium!
A close match, the moon is slightly more fuckable than an old russian man!
Round 1.1: Uranium (92) vs. Beryllium (4)
Uranium (92)
Uranium is a well-known radioactive metal, with the highest atomic number of the primordial (natural) elements. Most well known for it's atomic properties and uses in nuclear weapons and nuclear power plants, Uranium has had many other uses as a dense metal in warfare, glass, dishware, and in radiometric dating. For a radioactive metal it has a long half-life. Versatile, famous, and a powerful element, it may be a powerful lover in bed too?
Beryllium (4)
A lightweight and brittle metal, Beryllium is commonly used for it's light and x-ray transparent qualities. Named for the mineral beryl, it's most common source, beryllium is commonly used in spacecraft, conductors, speakers, and as dust shields on radioactive chambers.
Which Element is More Fuckable
Uranium (92)
Beryllium (4)
We like it hot and radioactieve here! Uranium advances, and beryllium falls!
Round 1.1: Lutetium (71) vs. Chlorine (17)
Lutetium (71)
Lutetium is a silvery white metal named after the roman predecessor town to Paris, France. Lutetium bonds readily to other common elements, making it hard to extract and expensive, but it is still used in petroleum refining as a catalyst, and as a host to x-ray producing substances.
Chlorine (17)
A common and variable element. In it's pure form it is a yellow and toxic gas used in chemical warfare. However, it has many uses in compounds. Being a major component of Table Salt, seawater, and some bleaches, Chlorine is well known for it's reactivity and toxicity, but also it's necessity and stability in certain forms. A salty, but necessary lay. Also yellow!
Which Element is more Fuckable?
Lutetium (71)
Chlorine (17)
We here want to fuck Chlroine more than Lutetium, who needs paris when you've got salt and bleach?
Round 1.1: Iodine (53) vs. Astatine (85)
Iodine (53)
Iodine is a useful non-metal element needed by the human body to live. Iodine is most known for being added to many commercial table salts to help thyroid functions and it's radioactive form used to treat thyroid cancers. Iodine forms a lovely purple liquid just above water's boiling point. We do love an element with color and the ability to keep us alive. Though they may leave quite fast due to sublimation.
Astatine (85)
Astatine is a hot and radioactive element named via greek for it's instability. Astatine is so radioactive that barely a gram exists at any one time, and any visible amount would nearly instantly vaporize itself. Not much is known about it's chemical properties otherwise, but it would probably be analogous to it's competitor Iodine, with some extra metalloid characteristics. Very unstable? Yes! A hot date? Also Yes!
Which Element is More Fuckable
Iodine (53)
Astatine (85)
And Iodine defeats it's larger cousin Astatine to be a more fuckable element
Round 1.1: Darmstadtium (110) vs. Mercury (80)
Darmstadtium (110)
Darmstadtium is a short-lived radioactive element named after the city of Darmstadt in Germany. Darmstadtium doesn't last long with maximum confirmed half-life of 12.7 seconds, although some theoretical models place Ds294's half-life at over 300 years. Probably won't last too long in bed.
Propaganda!!
Mercury (80)
Our first non-radioactive competitor and a famous one at that. Mercury is a useful and toxic element liquid at room temperature and varients of it have been used as an elixer of life, weight, and many other uses throughout history. Nowadays it is mainly used in flourescent lamps, thermometers, and a multitude of lab uses. A liquid is quite malleable to one's wishes, but toxicity could cause some problems for a long-term relationship.
Which Element is More Fuckable?
Darmstadtium (110)
Mercury (80)
The crowd favrite mercuryis deemed more fuckable than a german city.
Whatever will happen next?
Round 1.1: Meitnerium (109) vs. Lawrencium (103)
Meitnerium (109)
Meitnerium is a highly radioactive element with a half life of 4.5 seconds, named for physicist Lise Meitner. Not much is known about it's chemical properties other than that it is probably a heavy, silvery, metal like it's homologs. Probably won't last long in bed.
Lawrencium (103)
Lawrencium is a radioactive element named after cyclotron inventor and physicist, Ernest Lawrence. Acting as a slightly more volatile homolog to Lutetium. With a max half-life of 11 hours for Lr266, it should last a bit longer than most other transuranic elements.
Which Element is More Fuckable?
Meitnerium (109)
Lawrencium (103)
while she couldn't win that nobel prize, she can win her first round of t he tourneyment.
We think Meitner is sexier than Lawrence
Round 1.1: Nobelium (102) vs. Polonium (84)
Nobelium (102)
Nobelium is a radioactive metal named after dynamite inventor and philanthropist, Alfred Nobel. Highly radioactive, it does not form in large enough quantities for large scale assesment but is most likely a silvery, ductile, and malleable metal.
Polonium (84)
Polonium is a radioactive metal named after the latin for the then conquered nation of Poland. Discovered by Marie Skłodowska-Curie and Pierre Curie, Polonium is highly radioactive and thus has few large-scale applications, being mainly limited to radioactive heaters, toxins, and static cleanup. If you've got a thing for radioactive poles, may be for you.
Which Element is More Fuckable?
Nobelium (102)
Polonium (84)
and Poland's champion advances, Alfred Nobel was just not sexxy enough
still sorry lack of polls. I am very sick with coronoavirus and it will be time before i return sorry
sorry for the delay, It may be until tomorrow to get round 1.3 out. work is killing me
I am also planning on changing the pattern to just post sections once I have completed them
Round 1 Master Post (1)
I will put links to all the Round 1 Section 1-2 polls here!
Nobelium (102) vs. Polonium (84)
Meitnerium (109) vs. Lawrencium (103)
Darmstadtium (110) vs. Mercury (80)
Iodine (53) vs. Astatine (85)
Lutetium (71) vs. Chlorine (17)
Uranium (92) vs. Beryllium (4)
Mendelevium (101) vs. Selenium (34)
Section 2 TBA
inkling and octoling parents carrying thwmeir babies in little pails instead of strollers
ok i was very silly about this. triplets!!!
THE SHAPE SHOWDOWN
Everyone knows shapes. They are all around us! But which one is the best? Here at The Shape Showdown, we are going to answer that question! Submit your favorite shapes in the submission form to watch them fight to see who tumblr's favorite shape is!
SUBMISSION RULES!
Must be a shape!
Theoretical shapes are allowed
Optical illusions are allowed
Any dimensions allowed
Size doesn't matter! It can be as small or large as you want
Can be an object as long as it's about the shape of it
Can be alive
Can be not alive
You can put as many UNIQUE submissions as you want
Please only put one submission for every unique shape so admin doesn't get bombarded with the same one
Feel free to put as many funny submissions as you want! (It'll make admins day)
Have fun! This is a funny silly goofy thing don't take it too seriously
Don't be hateful! If you are mean here or anywhere else you will be blocked! Don't push your luck
Propaganda is 100% allowed! Tell me why your shapes should win
(Admin also runs; @weird-amazon-fight @littleguy-scuffle and @artsupplies-battle )
Submit your shapes here! (Please read all submission rules before submitting)
that mr bean yee yee ass lookin flerov cant stand up to our rock hard wolfram
I do not remember what mr. bean looks like, I know he's a british comedian or soemthing
I do not like how this man looks at me, he looks like he eats shoes
Tungsten is pretty hard and sturdy, very different from the unstable Flerovium, but I do think Flyorov looks more like putin than mr. bean
You should have mentioned the whole "Superman's Home Planet" concept for Krypton, give it a bonus
who the fuck is superman?
Round 1.2 Master Post
Here is the collected links
Iridium (77) vs. Krypton (36)
Scandium (21) vs. Ruthenium (44)
Oganesson (118) vs. Rutherfordium (104)
Magnesium (12) vs. Nitrogen (7)
Tungsten (74) vs. Flerovium (114)
Promethium (61) vs. Thorium (90)
Prev: Round 1.1
Future: Round 1.3 [TBA]
