#fuckable elements poll

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Round 1.1: Meitnerium (109) vs. Lawrencium (103)

Meitnerium (109)

Meitnerium is a highly radioactive element with a half life of 4.5 seconds, named for physicist Lise Meitner. Not much is known about it's chemical properties other than that it is probably a heavy, silvery, metal like it's homologs. Probably won't last long in bed.

Lawrencium (103)

Lawrencium is a radioactive element named after cyclotron inventor and physicist, Ernest Lawrence. Acting as a slightly more volatile homolog to Lutetium. With a max half-life of 11 hours for Lr266, it should last a bit longer than most other transuranic elements.

Which Element is More Fuckable?

Meitnerium (109)

Lawrencium (103)

Voting ended onJun 4, 2023

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Which element is the most fuckable? @fuckableelementspoll does things with the periodic table its makers absolutely did not intend.

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WHO WILL WIN?

the entire city of Darmstadt

Tennessee

Voting ended onMay 27, 2023

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Hello and Welcome!

It'll take me a few days to set up but first... How many elements and which ones should I include?

32 or 64 elements based on submissions for popularity?

All 118 Chemical Elements

All 118 Chemical Elements and some extras (Fire, Surprise, Etc.)

Voting ended onMay 28, 2023

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Round 1.1: Uranium (92) vs. Beryllium (4)

Uranium (92)

Uranium is a well-known radioactive metal, with the highest atomic number of the primordial (natural) elements. Most well known for it's atomic properties and uses in nuclear weapons and nuclear power plants, Uranium has had many other uses as a dense metal in warfare, glass, dishware, and in radiometric dating. For a radioactive metal it has a long half-life. Versatile, famous, and a powerful element, it may be a powerful lover in bed too?

Beryllium (4)

A lightweight and brittle metal, Beryllium is commonly used for it's light and x-ray transparent qualities. Named for the mineral beryl, it's most common source, beryllium is commonly used in spacecraft, conductors, speakers, and as dust shields on radioactive chambers.

Which Element is More Fuckable

Uranium (92)

Beryllium (4)

Voting ended onJun 4, 2023

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Round 1.1 Master Post

I put links to all the Round 1 Section 1 polls here!

Nobelium (102) vs. Polonium (84)

Meitnerium (109) vs. Lawrencium (103)

Darmstadtium (110) vs. Mercury (80)

Iodine (53) vs. Astatine (85)

Lutetium (71) vs. Chlorine (17)

Uranium (92) vs. Beryllium (4)

Mendelevium (101) vs. Selenium (34)

Future: Round 1.2

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Round 1.1: Mendelevium (101) vs. Selenium (34)

Mendelevium (101)

A radioactive and rarely-produced transuranic element, Mendelevium is named after russian chemist, inventor and drafter of the periodic table, Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev. Hard to produce and uncommon, it is theorized to share many traits with it's other neighbors of fermium, thulium, and nobelium.

Selenium (34)

Named for the greek for moon, Selenium is necessary in trace amounts for human functioning. Selenium occurs naturally in trace quantities in soil and plants, as well as in some salts. Nowadays, Selenium is used in a wide array of uses from fertilizer to LED's to glass! However, selenium pollution is a problem in many areas today including near my hometown. A good bonder and multitalented, Selenium sounds like an attentive partner.

Which Element is More Fuckable

Mendelevium (101)

Selenium (34)

Voting ended onJun 4, 2023

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Round 1.1: Nobelium (102) vs. Polonium (84)

Nobelium (102)

Nobelium is a radioactive metal named after dynamite inventor and philanthropist, Alfred Nobel. Highly radioactive, it does not form in large enough quantities for large scale assesment but is most likely a silvery, ductile, and malleable metal.

Polonium (84)

Polonium is a radioactive metal named after the latin for the then conquered nation of Poland. Discovered by Marie Skłodowska-Curie and Pierre Curie, Polonium is highly radioactive and thus has few large-scale applications, being mainly limited to radioactive heaters, toxins, and static cleanup. If you've got a thing for radioactive poles, may be for you.

Which Element is More Fuckable?

Nobelium (102)

Polonium (84)

Voting ended onJun 4, 2023