#fuckbird

[nerf-optique]

“The Fuck Bird”

[slowsand]

"Goodnight, my little farting Nora,

my dirty little fuckbird!"

[noetherian]

Wow, James Joyce was one raunchy dude. So many descriptions of farting here plus FUCKBIRD as a term of endearment, just wow. Kind of curious if any his novels are as great as these letters.

[ferventdevotion]

man I could totally replay gold

but FUCK THAT FUCKING RAINBOW ASS BIRD I HAVE HAD A LIFELONG GRUDGE W/ HO-OH FOR GETTING AWAY FROM ME

[official-lyzzystardust]

[chlostars]

darling

brown-arsed

[bearb0i]

On how my house phone can only hold a charge for about an hour, if that.

Myself: ...my phone is beeping.

Quinn: Ugh. Fuck your phone. Except not really.

Myself: Are you kidding me? *laughing.* I'm tighter than a fucking drum, really. A, I couldn't fit it up there, B, it'd probably hurt like hell if I did.

Quinn: *laughing* You could make wine up there?

Myself: Pussy liquor.

[bearb0i]

After a genital battle on Facebook;

(12:48:50 PM) Quinn: lmfao, ARE WE DONE WITH THE GENITALS?

(12:48:57 PM) Mands: lmfao, I suppose. XD

(12:49:21 PM) Quinn: in reality

(12:49:24 PM) Quinn: genitals

(12:49:26 PM) Quinn: are done with us.

(12:49:28 PM) Mands: lmao, an even 240 comments.

(12:49:30 PM) Mands: that's good.

(12:49:43 PM) Quinn: I'm proud.

(12:49:51 PM) Quinn: This is a momentous day

(12:49:56 PM) Mands: I'm proud of out genital adventure.

(12:49:59 PM) Mands: *our

(12:50:02 PM) Quinn: Same.

(12:50:06 PM) Quinn: Very proud.

(12:50:15 PM) Mands: OR *OUT, WHICHEVER WAY YOU LIKE YOUR GENITALS.

(12:50:17 PM) Quinn: This is a day I'll tell my grand children about.

(12:50:35 PM) Mands: My people will compose epic battle songs about my heroics this day.

(12:50:47 PM) Quinn: Indeed, they will. Indeed.