death first to vultures and scavengers

chloe ‘92/she/her/terfs & zionists fuck off

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[giritina]

Awesome cartoon otaku tweet

[mattys-marbles]

nobody but you asked for that

[gatorbytes]

thinking abt area x again... inspired by annihilation (2014) by jeff vandermeer

[mutationgirl]

full. middle. malcolmist.

[lynune]

2am posting but here’s my PMMM chibis

[pistol-kitten]

imagine leaving the vet's office, opening instagram, and this is the first thing you see

[luguuuu]

the FDA should bring back quualudes for a limited time offer like the mcrib

[notvoid]

[kurtkunt]

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[reapering]

out in public looking tortured

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[pomegranate]

Jay, do you wanna give me a hand with this?

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[saloshmat]