death first to vultures and scavengers

chloe ‘92/she/her/terfs & zionists fuck off

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[anniegamgee]

My wife, who has never seen Lupin III: do you think that Goemon in the bedroom does the sword thing where he unsheathes the sword real quick and objects get cut but instead of the sword he is stroking his cock real fast just once

Me, intrigued: and then he cums after a 2 second pause?

Her, shaking her head: and then LUPIN cums after a 2 second pause.

[catchymemes]

[larval-tear]

dude i think i might be The Other

[creepish]

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

[sobcat]

[houseofclamp]

[chlostars]

posts that aged like milk. justice for bone patrol and chandler levack

[mummer]

and when in the third act anthony bourdain’s relationship with his sous chef takes a homosensual turn and you have to pretend to be surprised by that turn

[xenyaanarts]

Some screenshot redraws

[jasper-rolls]

i don't have much intention of watching obsession but i can't stop thinking about demi adejuyigbe's review of it. every so often "temu twobas (star wars name)" comes into my head unbidden and i laugh for the next 5 minutes

[rylandgraces]

Lars and the Real Girl (2007) dir. Craig Gillespie

[cloevr]

[bluedelliquanti]

I! Love!! Boosters!!!

[chlostars]

precious little life

[javascript-official]

I lie on the floor bleeding, I am seconds away from dying. I stand up perfectly straight and calmly walk over to my computer-- Inputing my password with calm collectedness, I log on to tumblr.com, I start wrtting a text post: "omggggg it's like this bullet is obsessed with me the way it is all up in my bussiness shfhgj #mybullet", I close my tabs, I power down my computer and walk back, I do the source engine ragdoll and I am dead within impact

[duskargentum]

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

[duskargentum]

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