#fuckboyler

[monstarparker]

“Baby, you’re beach front property and I’m the tidal wave of love.”

—Johnny Bravo

[teacupconfections]

cause @cryptidemxn was having a Night™ so i doodle a thing for them real quick~ its cold as balls outside my dudes

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Partied a little too hard, did we?

It’s okay. I had my boyfriend here to take care of me. :)

[squid-ler]

@fuckboyler replied to your post: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I...

Dope.

You are quite welcome, Frickboy.

[SQUINTS]

Are you... perchance... a mermaid, at the moment? You do not look like the mermaids I am accustomed to.

[arrossconleche]

Headcanon until proven otherwise [x]

[hybridkilljoys]

“Suh, dude”

Commission for @whisthound 8)

[monsterler]

So like seriously bruh how much do you even bench? Do you enter those bodybuilding competitions? Is there a certain protein shake you use to get those guns? A special diet? How do I get that swole. Teach me your ways.

Huh? How much do I bench uhmm… God I don’t know… I uh… I don’t exercise at all, honestly… I suppose my secret is that I’m a monster. I’d teach you but I don’t think It’d work. Ahaha.

Do I really look like I could do one of those competitions? That’s.. interesting. I think I’d need to get more in shape before I did that though. Maybe lay off the candy… Hm.. 

[christianpietro]