Sep 21, 2015
I imagine authors only have children so they can effectively go on the internet to see if their books are popular. That's it. That's the only reason. Authors are souless and want to destroy our lives.
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I imagine authors only have children so they can effectively go on the internet to see if their books are popular. That's it. That's the only reason. Authors are souless and want to destroy our lives.
How many days... How many more hours? How many minutes must I endure At the hands of a cruel Yet skilful Author~ Oh unborn baby books Come to mama Mama Going to make sure you're alright after you get killed off Mama going to write some horny fanfic Where you have a happy ending that I wish I had *^* thoughts of Every fan... Well most of them :P
Authors always kill off the characters I relate to the most...
Like, if you want me to really go, just lemme know yeah?
in 9th grade we were reading a book and one of the character's name was Dick and it so happens that he was a younger character so the other characters would call him "Little Dick" like how was that not on purpose
author: so is this your favorite character?
author: I'll just kill them off then.
Why do shows get creepier the longer they run?
Doctor Who:
season 1-4:The scary was there, but not always. It always had the fun undertones and witty banter.
Season 5 and 6: MIND FUCCCCCK! In every way, in every episode.
Supernatural:
Season 1: Kill monsters
Season 2: Kill monsters
Season 3-present: The world has gone to hell in a hand basket and no one can help. oh every one dies a couple times too.
Merlin:
Season 1 and 2: Don't let Arthur know you have magic
Season 3: Morgana is going to kill all the butterflies and rainbows.
Warehouse 13:
Season 1 and first half of 2: Capture objects
Season (rest of) 2 and 3: Keep evil from controlling the world.
Torchwood:
Season 1 and 2: Monsters
Children of the Earth and Miracle Day: A bunch of retarded shit happens and it's really freaky and either children are being slaughtered or people are being burned alive.
I don't understand why the shows have to get incredibly nightmarish. Just kill the monsters, don't make me afraid of the dark. (thanks very much)