#fucking derek

[proffbon]

Hello, this is your daily report of The Vampire Chronicles live-read and tonight we are ready to inform you that we skipped right past mpreg and instead we have...

Um... *checks notes* Severed limb male breastfeeding.

This has been your daily report of The Vampire Chronicles live-read, we don't know what's happening either.

[wack-ashimself]

*This show still taking a jab at bad bosses in the food industry.

'What the hell is he doing?'

I don't know, but he's got my pen.

'Derek's gonna make you buy a new one.'

"Fucking hate Derek."

-ted lasso s3, e5

[bugs-with-webs]

yaknow earlier i was gonna change my blog background to fit malevolent fully and better but wit recent events (sfawtde pt. 2) i think im gonna keep it

[twelve-raccoons-in-a-trans-girl]

Honestly? Treat economists like artists

Oh you're a "hedge fund manager"? When are you gonna get a real job Derek?

[usignedupforthis]

ok greys anatomy did the one thing they could to really hook me in again

[catersgonnacate]

When you’re retroactively SO FUCKING MAD at DEREK FUCKING SHEPHERD it fucking physically hurts you

[1000characters-blog1]

Derek, #10

Once, a mighty hero aided a golden dragon in her quest to save the world from hellbeasts, who were threatening to rise up and overtake the realm of the living.

In thanks for his noble efforts, the golden dragon crafted a beautiful and magical dragonscale shirt for the hero - so that he and his line may forever be protected from harm by the magic of the dragon kin.

Now here we are, three generations later - and Derek has inherited the shirt down the line. What a tosser. Derek is a real knobhead - surly, mean, and drunk. The kind of guy you get when you make him and his family completely untouchable by anybody.

Derek is a mercenary - he works for whoever will pay him the most. And, despite having almost no combat skills or intuition, he gets hired - because the magic of his dragonscale shirt makes him untouchable. And so it will continue, until he drinks himself into an early grave - and whatever poor bastard kid he spawns gets to inherit the dragonscale shirt and start it all over again.

(That is, of course, unless he can fall in love and find himself in a situation where he raises his kid well - or if he runs into the ancient golden dragon so she can realise what a mistake the gift was and revoke it - or if he meets up with the person who has a dragonfang sword - or otherwise get himself a lesson in humility)

[thatonebeth]

Watching "Grey's Anatomy" after years and happen to watch the episode when Derek dies is heart breaking