#fucking fool

[salted-potato]

You fool. I try all my lord's wines and meads before he takes even a mouthful. I am immune to venoms and poisons you wouldn't believe

[grimgrahams]

stop reblogging the yangyang cat food post I want it out of my top posts 😐😐🔪

[kabbal]

Vénec, en train de presser de la fausse monnaie : il est quand même plus mignon en vrai que sur les pièces, le roi, hein

Le reste des faux-monnayeurs : si vous le dites, patron

[queerwhohatesithere]

U CARRY THE DESTH NOTE IN PUBLIC??(

“i can’t tell u”

“ok”

two seconds later

“do u really wanna know”

[ggggaaabbe]

Donald Trump has contracted the coronavirus.😌

[cattaralol]

@pidgeonlol just forgot the name of Charlie Puth. what did she think he was called, you ask?

𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓟𝓾𝓼

[roses-and-rads-archived]

Me watching Artyom drink knowing hes getting drugged and unable to stop his dumb ass: what a dumbass

[demacianmage]

lux “i only date the most dangerous of assassins” crownguard