#fucking kaiser

[losertakesall]

me: email from Kaiser: "As your health care champion, I would like you to have a Pap test as soon as possible."

me: ho-kay, kaiser!

youandsometimeswhy: christ that makes them sound like some sort of medieval knight

youandsometimeswhy: PLEASE NO JOUSTING IN THE VAGINA

youandsometimeswhy: if they m'lady you i think it's time for a restraining order

youandsometimeswhy: i would like you to have a pap smear post haste, m'lady

me: it's not even from My Doctor, it's just from A Doctor

youandsometimeswhy: lemme up in there, with my swabs

youandsometimeswhy: i am not like the other doctors, i am your cervix's CHAMPION, m'lady

me: Nice Guy Kaiser (TM)

[pussahbepoppin]

So my mom got a corneal abrasion earlier today. Took her to the ER like six hours ago, she has 3 auto immunes already so her pain shot to a 10 even after the semi pain meds they gave her. Just had an ambulance come pick her up and my sister went with her.

Great fucking night huh?