#fucking mint

[varpusvaras]

I don't know about other places, but for some reason, every. single. fucking. restaurant. in this country. is obsessed with putting tomatoes, red onions and arugula on every single vegetarian dish ever. No matter what it is, they are always there. Pizza, pasta, hamburgers, sandwiches, salads, everything.

You guys wanna fucking guess to what three things I, a vegetarian, am allergic to?

[bamthebatmobile]

Comfort Characters Stuck in an Elevator

[fandom-animals]

*comes out of my room covered in blood* that was fun you guys :)

[god-has-entered-my-body]

[hawklanstargazer]

Vox Machina stuck in an elevator

Vax: *the one who decided to jump, causing the elevator to get stuck*

Keyleth: *had three panic attacks in ten minutes*

Percy: *hasn’t said a word since they got stuck*

Vex: *being immature and yelling the whole time*

Pike: *listening to music and calling the Everlight*

Grog: *has to pee so bad he might get a bladder infection*

Scanlan: *filming for TikTok, rather than using his phone to call for help*

Trinket: *the one they’re gonna blame because he’s a bear*

[hardly-a-p3rson]

knowing that my inability to communicate when I'm upset about something stems from trauma 🤙

[hellcatsandcars]

listening to scott walker's first album (scott, 1967) and going absolutely feral at the similarities with tlsp (especially the age of the understatement) because oh my god this is incredible i could write a dissertation about the parallels and ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lilcowzia]

have become addicted to lobster flavor ramen