#fucking whack

[rudjedet]

Sure didn't have "methylphenidate is going to partly solve my anosmia" on my 2024 bingo card YET HERE WE ARE

[krowkeeper]

Back in my day, people wore their shirts low and their pants lower.

Now, it’s their shirts high and their pants higher.

Whack.

[saltyfilmmajor]

FALL OUT HOT TAKES

Tom Cruise didn’t break his ankle and then jumped out of a helicopter 106 times for the SAG awards to give best stuntwork to Black Panther, and it’s Unfinished CGI.

and that’s the TEA

[petrichor-moonlight]

i know everyone was saying how march was lasting forever but like now its april and :o how did that happen

[swiss-army-fangirl]

not sure why spotify included “cotton eye joe” as part of my daily wellness playlist but.....okay.......

[wereseoyoung]

I would like you all to know that I’ve done the math and if I had updated all the aus once a week I would finish all 18 members aus in about 5 years

[joanofexys]

cause why is california colder than utah rn

[derogatoryemployed]

death is preferable to every minor inconvenience i experience in my daily life and i truly do mean that