love insulin pump ............... how else am i gonna experience
– incessant, loud beeping that i cannot quickly manually turn off because "OH FUCK DO NOT TEST YOUR BLOOD SUGAR AND CALIBRATE (which you weren't anywhere near doing because it isn't time). THE SYSTEM ISN'T READY YET. ISN'T AN EMERGENCY JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW"
– the same incessant beeping 1 minute later because i still didn't hit all the right buttons to clear the message and i can literally do no other task to solve it in the moment :)
– friendly bzzzzzz bzzzzzz........... oh it's just me, your insulin pump teehee, sorry for bothering you.............. it's not really that important........... you're out of insulin an hour ago queen 🤗 take ur time don't rush babe 😘












