world's most miserable animal @crj-200 - Tumblr Blog

if you elect me aircraft dispatch president i will kill fog and windshear

#nessie posting

flying-potato2

you can use your paws to cause events

you cant call it that

mallowmaenad

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

fishwithoneeye

Deciding to start watching Madoka Magica because I saw Homura in a dream then realising that’s exactly how the actual anime begins has been a mildly concerning way to start my morning

yodaprod

Ebay (2005)

wuggen

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

ozth

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

ozth

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

mellie-mp3

u heard about this shit?

onlinebeast

We are fucked

mortalityplays

if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small

x-i-l-verify

#my favorite bit is when i wear my wrist braces in public and someone asks if I got hurt#and I tell them something patently insane #'I got into a Kung Fu Battle with the local canada geese' insane #and realizing that We Are Playing A Game #they will Yes And me #'Oh yeah they've been taking lessons from the squirrels' they nod #and within two minutes the lady cutting my fabric at the quilt store and I have a whole bit about the urban animals all being in rival dojo #The grandma behind me chimes in that the fat raccoons under her porch must be doing Sumo