Some people are woken up by their cute dogs. Maybe it's because they were kicked by their dog, or maybe it is because their dog decided to sit on their face either way these people are waking up to love. What did I wake up to one morning? A fly. Not just any fly but the stupid, most sassy fly I've ever met. I mean this fly had ATTITUDE! I've been dealing with him for days and he has been interrupting shows, landing on my homework etc I mean flys can stay in my dorm room all they want, I have the window open sometimes it happens. But if you are going to be an ungrateful fly then shoo! SHOO! Anyway, one morning I felt a weird sensation on my forehead. I fluttered my eyes open and there was a fly trying to practically attack my forehead! NOT COOL! And the worst part.... It was 6:38 am on a Saturday. Give me a break.










