#fuckingi

[devilcult]

nevermind the group is now pussy boys

[created-by-the-creator]

IM C YRIGN

[trash-is-the-new-black-blog]

So right now I got home and I had a kinda cool kinda lame soul-searching drive while slightly tipsy and as I opened the front door I saw a lizard on the wall outside and then I saw something crawl inside so I assumed it was the lizard but when I turned on the flashlight on my phone it wasAFUKING CORKCORAHC AND NO

so

I texted my roomate (Georgina) about it and she was like "OH FUCKING HELL NO" and grabbed her badass cockroach-killin gear and fucking NAILED THAT MOTHERFUCKER which is pretty amazing bc cockroaches, despite their size, are GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING NINJAS and u can look away for like .0000005 seconds and it's FUKCKING GONE but she found it and killed it and she's my hero now I can sleep in peace