#fuckingjan

[fuckingjan]

Thanks for fucking up so much that you inspired seven years worth of tumblr content.

Fucking Jan.

[fuckingjan]

goddamnit Jan you're actually like relevant today fuck you

[cosmic-flowers]

FUCKING JAN BRADY IN A SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL I JUST CAN’t

[fuckingjan]

Hey, thanks to everybody who has stumbled across this blog in Jan-uary! We can all agree that Jan Brady fucking sucks and George "Tropicana" Glass is not her actual boyfriend because let's face it--Jan is NOT SUPER COOL.

In all seriousness, thanks a bunch!

Jessica, eternal Jan Brady hater

[two-tickets-to-paradise]

[armachamrep]

The following is a fan based parody. Hellsing ultimate is owned by Kouta Hirano and Madhouse entertainment?! The fuck is this? You brought me back from the dead to read this Legal bullshit. No, no, no, fuck that!. If I'm gonna come back to life to read a fucking line, than it's gonna be my kind of fucking line.

*Clears throat* My throbbing vampire dick is a fan based parody. It's shaft, balls and scrotum are property of me, Jan valentine. And whatever little bitch I happen to be giving it to at the time. Please support my dick by helping with it's official release.

you know you want to.