Me: *Matches with a cute girl on Tinder.*
*Joins hockey team.*
*Finds out the cute girl from Tinder is also on the hockey team.*
*Never acknowledges we’re matched on Tinder, even though we're both open about using it all the time.*
*Goes to a tournament; gets stranded; has a really nice lunch with the cute girl from Tinder.*
*Waits two weeks.*
*Drunkenly lets my housemate message cute girl on Tinder. Cute girl replies saying we should hang out soon. Replies agreeing. Cute girl unmatches me.*
*Goes to practice the following week; talks to the cute girl who I used to be matched with like nothing happened.*
*Waits a week.*
*Runs into the cute girl in the cafeteria. Tries to pull out headphones to say hi, and ends up spilling an entire cup of coffee. Cute girl from Tinder helps clean it up. Leaves in a state of total embarrassment.*
*Waits 10 minutes.*
*Gets a Facebook message from the cute girl from Tinder asking if I wanna grab lunch tomorrow.*
*Goes home.*
*Makes a Tumblr post about how confused she is.*