#fuckroommates

[anniegriswold3]

Roommates

I hate having roommates no matter what your bond is come time to move out it test friendships and being taken advantage of is terrible

[rogueofsorts]

Every single morning I have to wake up and very first thing is shut off all the lights in the house, close my roommates window (bc my CATS WILL JUMP OUT OF IT IF I DONT) pick up all the garbage and bullshit on the coffee tables, clean out the dishes in the sink, (and sort them bc were on the childish level of I only wash what I use) pick clothes and towels up off the bathroom floor, and whatever the fuck else needs to be done, and none of these messes come from me. I was entirely unaware when I got a roommate I was also signing up to be a fucking maid. And I’m doing all this so this mf can give me $170 a month... 🙄

[timidghostgirl]

I really didn’t miss strange encounters with my roommates...

[ridderall]

<p>So today I’m scrolling through my Facebook timeline when I see my one old roommate tag my other old roommate in post comparing me to a pretty famous viral video of two Emo girls complaining about the new year saying I looked like the brunette in the video. The roommate that was tagged then went on and tagged two other people that lived on my floor and was laughing about the apparent resemblance. One of the two tagged commented “literally her!” I hate confrontation so when I first saw this I was ready to just ignore it but as the day went on I couldn’t move on from it. I have literally never talked shit or made fun of any of them so I don’t really understand why I always need to be the butt of their joke. So it may not be much of a clapback but I went back to the post and made sure to like every comment about me so they knew I caught them talking shit. Maybe next them they won’t try to sneak behind my back. 😉😘🤔</p>

[ridderall]

MY FIRST CLAPBACK

So today I’m scrolling through my Facebook timeline when I see my one old roommate tag my other old roommate in post comparing me to a pretty famous viral video of two Emo girls complaining about the new year saying I looked like the brunette in the video. The roommate that was tagged then went on and tagged two other people that lived on my floor and was laughing about the apparent resemblance. One of the two tagged commented “literally her!” I hate confrontation so when I first saw this I was ready to just ignore it but as the day went on I couldn’t move on from it. I have literally never talked shit or made fun of any of them so I don’t really understand why I always need to be the butt of their joke. So it may not be much of a clapback but I went back to the post and made sure to like every comment about me so they knew I caught them talking shit. Maybe next them they won’t try to sneak behind my back. 😉😘🤔

[thanatos891]

Oh you wanted to take a nap roommate? Well you should've thought of that before when you were yelling and screaming at your computer at 8 in the fucking morning when I was trying to sleep. Go fuck your self sideways with a shovel.

[shaybbby]

I fucking can't wait til this lease is up, so I can finally just be by myself!

[imagineall-the-fandoms]

Its fine. Ill just stand doing YOUR fucking dishes for ten minutes you fucking disgusting pigs!! God forbid you all get off your asses from watching Keeping up with Kardashins to offer to help or even say “THANK YOU” or “THANKS KATIE”. Fuck all 3 of you pieces of shit. Burn in hell. You are damn lucky I didn’t break all your dishes. I HATE LIVING IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! I feel like I am going insane and about to snap!