Ramblings Of A Mad Man @thanatos891 - Tumblr Blog

seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

Imagine not paying a single bill in a house and screaming that its yours.

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

brookietf

catgirlforeskin

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

seraphiminn

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

fuck-customers

It's kind of a dick move tbh, but if a customer is going out of their way to be mean to me for no reason and/or demand something that I know we don't have/is against store policy and then demand a manager, especially if I know they're busy, I pretend to call for the manager, but not actually hit the speak button on the radio and keep "trying" every few seconds while explaining to the customer that "no one is responding" or they're "busy" enough times that the customer gets fed up and leaves.

10/10 definitely recommend it if you work at a job where you use radios and especially recommend if management doesn't have specific obvious uniforms or if the dress code is lax/unenforced so it's not obvious who is a manager.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tell me something nice

kyraneko

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

kyraneko

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

mirage358

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

tomatobeans-blog

theladytrickster

My sister studies fungi and let me tell you the shit she comes out with when someone asks her about work is mind-blowing

dxmedstudent

I love fungi.

beaft

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

autumngracy

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

fucktheflagandfuckyou

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

stalling

50 First Doses

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

seaoflove

trying to be a kinder and more understanding person doesn’t mean eradicating every feeling of anger and irritation you experience

hawlucha

sketchyfool

you forgot this panel

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The perfect AITA

cextra-loz

SIL = Sister in Law MIL = Mother in Law FIL = Father in law BIL = Brother in Law

abercrombee

how these dudes in they 30s but can’t host?

neo-soulless

Some people have wives

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gglilyallin-deactivated20250618

this image is slaughtering me

babyfoxcollectionthings

kestrel-tree

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

augustdementhe

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW.

madmaudlingoes

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

talesfromgringolandia

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

mythopoeticlicense

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

fleetwoodsushi

I cannot get over this omfg

jiguz

z-o-r-a-k

Im pretty sure this is the same truck stop from that pic of the trucker with the "Daddy's Little Slut" T-shirt

z-o-r-a-k

Yeah

adamsmasher

Amy Schumer's career isn't going well, I see

journeymanfool

What do you mean? She's a successful big rig driver with a ton of hog cranking points and a new mini fridge

theweirdwideweb

kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead

me after i fuck

kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

badjokesbyjeff

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: “Kin ya swallar?"The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: "Ya know, I’d herd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it.”