Fuck You Prius C
There is a car out there my friends
That’s comparable to a dud.
A modern Nazi car I tell you,
Steals your money and your blood.
You’ll be surprised when you hear it’s a hybrid that you fear
But don’t let those things fool you, strange things can bring a tear.
Well-being will be strangled, it will often turn you blue.
More quiet than a mouse, fucks your finances right up too.
Prius C destroyer of happiness, have you failed your only quest?
You have taken everything, I’ll consume Gasoline in protest
But if drinking poison instead of sitting in this car seems excessive, don’t take it from me…
Hear it from the Toyota Service professionals who have been telling me for free. (unless they are under contract not to do so, like a lease on their freedom of speech, like this goddam lease I’m in)