#fuckyeahdelenn

[comradebisexual]

fuckyeahdelenn replied to your post: So followers, I’m going to come up with a...

k-day from pacific rim and animal abuse pls, I’ve p much all variations of those blacklisted so whatever you tag will probly be fine

I'll add k-day to my "not posted" list (still have not seen Pacific Rim) and animal abuse to the standard list.

[armalis-archived-blog]

(my friends have very NOPE feelings about using things that are not lube as lube; I have chosen wisely)

replies under a cut because, well, discussions of really bad lube decisions aren't a thing everyone wants to read, I'm sure.

yeah, uh, here's Bad Lube Day. for all your THIS IS NOT LUBE moments of terror. (most of it appears to be fic, but third second post down involves pop rocks and real people)

fuckyeahdelenn replied to your photo “Yeah, uh I found it on the LJ comm ~thisisnotlube or something And...”

nope

only valid reaction tbh

blueberrytoast replied to your photo “Yeah, uh I found it on the LJ comm ~thisisnotlube or something And...”

i've read saliva, blood, sweat, semen, lotion???, some sort of cooking oil, butter?????????, A LOT OF BUTTER idkidkidk

blueberrytoast replied to your post “ioh the amount of fic which uses SHAMPOO AS LUBE OHMYGOD DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH THAT STINGS??????????!?!?!??!?!?!?!??! fucking noob writers who don't check stuff”

the ridiculous shortcuts these peeps took to enable the butt sex jfcc

yeah like - they make real lube. it's widely available next to the condoms in most major grocery and drug stores (at least in the US). you don't even have to go to a porn shop, you can pick it up with your orange juice.

barolays replied to your photo “Yeah, uh I found it on the LJ comm ~thisisnotlube or something And...”

in terror I meant in terror

barolays replied to your photo “Yeah, uh I found it on the LJ comm ~thisisnotlube or something And...”

sobs openly on terror

given context, i'm p sure "on terror" works as well.

deanlovescasbutt replied to your photo “Yeah, uh I found it on the LJ comm ~thisisnotlube or something And...”

p...paint. as lube. wHO WOULD DO THAT??? my brain hurts.

i believe it was red paint, which makes it a thousand and four times worse.

[glitzandshadows]

fuckyeahdelenn replied to your post: petition for Marcela to just sing with every metal...

i feel like the my masquerade concert is the exact sort that WOULD be recorded but i haven’t heard anything for sure? but aughhhhhhh how perfect would it be if it was??

yeah the way they advertised it kind of made it look like it was going to be? and with all those guests and everything? ahhhh i really hope it was and they're just waiting to announce it bc i need it 

[glitzandshadows]

fuckyeahdelenn replied to your post: don’t talk to me about the tommy karevik / marcela...

yes emily thanks for bringing that up like an hour after i’d *stopped* being emotional about it yr a gr8 friend really

i am literally never going to stop being emotional about it anytime anytime xoxo

[glitzandshadows]

 fuckyeahdelenn said: lmk if you need russianhelp bb my vocab isn’t that great but i can do most grammar things~

yes will do i think i managed in this particular story bc i only needed, like 2 words to make my point but I have a diff russian-esque novel that i work on and if i have questions i will let you know