#fuckyeahtxtposts

[little-wulff]

*parodies Weird Al songs under the persona ‘Weird Gal’*

[erangot-blog]

everyone in my age group are - graduating - getting jobs - passing board exams - growing successful & getting their lives together

while im like - u wont believe i got 52 notes on a tumblr post - i finally learned how to whistle with my hands

[little-wulff]

one time my best friend in high school taught me that she keeps her underwear drawer divided into "already ruined by period, wear on period" and "pristine untouched by period, DO NOT WEAR ANY TIME NEAR PERIOD" sides and tbh that's the day my life changed for the better

[lifeisastrangegame]

what is even crying......... like??? im upset let me piss from my eyes real quick

[luketheemoji-blog]

*classroom chanting*

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[y0udontloveme]

you ever just sit on the toilet taking a shit and think "wow it smells like how i feel rn"

[luketheemoji-blog]

me: *accidentally steps on a snail* me: *loud internal screaming*

[aemons-moved]

me: im tired

parent: how can u be tired u slept all day

me: looks into the camera like im in the office