I don't know who I would even ship Kyle Baravois to, I just want to see that boy be put in Situations.
Maybe as a treat for me to myself I can picture him being some kind of bi-pan poly aromantic disaster. Everyone is hot but figuring out what's romance versus friendship versus attraction versus just the enjoyment of receiving positive attention etc etc etc, I like to think he doesn't figure out any of this shit until his mid twenties.
He just.
Doesn't understand his own appeal when he isn't performing his cool-guy facade, nor does he understand his own popularity or what, exactly, people want out of him to make them stay. Or want to stay, rather. Not that he's afraid of people leaving; more just. He doesn't know what makes them leave or stay in the first place, and that, is such a hassle to figure out, best procrastinate on that and go do something else.
That's a lad that would mistake emotional vulnerability for acute food poisoning and I'm here to watch him fall down the stairs about it.











