#fujoshi alert

[ancientforgcd]

"Attention duelists!"

"We should all congratulate Caelus on his successful pregnancy and hope he has a healthy baby."

[corruptedmind]

My mum called me when i was reading a fluffy kagehina fic, and i smiled all the way i went to her cuz it was just SO SWEET and when she saw me smiling i blushed and she smiled back at me.

Little did she know about my gay loving heart.............

[ancientforgcd]

"Mr. Yang is such a GILF, he's got that tight grampussy."

[ancientforgcd]

so we got the worldbearing sun that is Phainon => put that into mpreg

then we got Irontomb who sounds like Ironwomb => put that also into mpreg

then you got dan heng with the whole Vividyhara stuff => put that also into mpreg

of course you also got my twin brother Caelus with the Caelusy, now mpregnant.

"Maintaining the Fujoshi agenda is our highest priority."

[ancientforgcd]

"I need Basil and Aventurine to have some mind-blowing sex. Sloppy toppy, on the floor, on the couch, on the coffee table, on the desk, on the wall, on the dining table, on the counter, on the fridge, on the banister, in the shower, on the sink, on the concrete, on the pavement, on the street, in the pool, on the sundeck, and on the tanning chairs."

[ancientforgcd]

so what does stelle think of mydei and phainon?

"No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still watch 'em ride each other."

[ancientforgcd]

"If Anaxa takes it up the bum from either Mydei or Phainon, do we call him Analxa or Analsexgoras?"

[ancientforgcd]

"The way Phainon manhandled both Dan Heng and Caelus was amazing. I bet he could make the two moan if he used his other 'baseball bat'."