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BSD characters as things my family has said. (Part 6)

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Dazai: Kunikida, when you hit your toe a bit ago it sounded like those things that go, ‘ooooooooooh’.

Ava: Dazai, Kunikida’s adams apple is bigger than yours’, so scientifically he is more manly than you.

Fifteen!Dazai: Ya’ll ever get jiggly?

Fifteen!Dazai: Wog daughter. Fifteen!Chuuya: Neither of those are words. Dazai, after googling the word ‘wog’: Oh, it’s a racial slur. That makes it an actual sentence though.

Kenji: Plates have ruined this country.

Chuuya: I just want him to die.

Ranpo: Fukizawa(mom), I’m becoming a drug dealer with Dazai.

Atsushi: Maybe he’s got that excited voice, but he smokes.

Atsushi: Lucy, do you want to form a coalition of people who haven’t won yet? Ranpo: So, the losers’ guild?

Ava, putting crayons in her mouth: Cwayons awe wearw, (Crayons aren’t real).

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BSD characters as things my family has said. (Part 4)

I have a Christmas special coming next week, so this will do for this week.

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PM!Dazai: Why are my arms sore? They weren’t doing anything! *Moment of silence.* Dazai: I guess they were pushing my entire body.

Dazai: I have pants! Proper pants!

Dazai: You know, I’m actually not too slow as long as my legs aren’t broken.

Dazai: WELL YOU WOULDN’T KNOW, YOU’VE NEVER BEEN KIDNAPPED BY HIM!!!!!

Chuuya: You’re so mean. Dazai: Am I mean? Or… Chuuya: …? Dazai: Or is there a good ending to this sentence?

Ranpo, holding a pokemon card up: Fukizawa (dad) this is what it looks like. Fukizawa: Honey, you’re showing me a blurry rectangle.

Kenji: I think mosquitoes live in my pants.

Nikolai: All people are dull.

Nikolai: If it doesn’t go ‘beep, boop, boop, beep’ it’s lame.

Dazai: This better not be Disney. Kunikida: This is Sodoku.