Jay

I post short Soukoku stories, Random headcanons for stories, and fanfictions, And just random shit that comes to mind. Banner art by lotus-pear, here on Tumblr. Profile by chronocherry, I think, again, from here.

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Epic is getting a movie?!?!

I need to check my Reddit notifications more often!

I’m fucking excited, I love Epic..

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I watched Project Hail Mary

And was pleasantly surprised by how good it was; my brother only complained once about the science, and he loves complaining about incorrect science.

But the science also wasn’t overly complicated, and they explained the stuff well enough for me to understand.

It was really funny, and didn’t take itself overly seriously; the characters had fun. But it also knew when to play it straight.

One of my new favorite movies I think; Rocky is adorable.

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I would be great

At handling hecklers, because I would not know that they were heckling, and I would always assume if they said something rude they were joking, and if they said something sarcastic they were being genuine, and if they said something weird they were just like that.

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BSD characters as things my family has said. (Part 6)

Previous.

Dazai: Kunikida, when you hit your toe a bit ago it sounded like those things that go, ‘ooooooooooh’.

Ava: Dazai, Kunikida’s adams apple is bigger than yours’, so scientifically he is more manly than you.

Fifteen!Dazai: Ya’ll ever get jiggly?

Fifteen!Dazai: Wog daughter. Fifteen!Chuuya: Neither of those are words. Dazai, after googling the word ‘wog’: Oh, it’s a racial slur. That makes it an actual sentence though.

Kenji: Plates have ruined this country.

Chuuya: I just want him to die.

Ranpo: Fukizawa(mom), I’m becoming a drug dealer with Dazai.

Atsushi: Maybe he’s got that excited voice, but he smokes.

Atsushi: Lucy, do you want to form a coalition of people who haven’t won yet? Ranpo: So, the losers’ guild?

Ava, putting crayons in her mouth: Cwayons awe wearw, (Crayons aren’t real).

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Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

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balance

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I can’t NOT like it, but it has to remain balanced.

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DnD character idea

High charisma build, (probably a bard, though you could be any class as long as you have high charisma) but not because you’re charming, but because you are a child, a literal, actually child, I think it would be funny.

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Has anyone who has Amazon Music

Been unable to play the song ‘the village’ by WRABEL?

I can play the mtf one, but whenever I try to play the OG it starts playing a different song over it, and then glitches and ends.

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Nightmares

Most of the time, the life Edward grew up with felt like a fever dream, it felt like someone else entirely had lived through the horrors.

I mean, his life right now was pretty much as good as it could get; he had a beautiful wife, too lovely kids, Alphonse had his body back, and had recently gotten married.

But late at night, when he fell asleep, that’s when everything came rushing back.

Of course, Ed was no stranger to nightmares; he’d had chronic ones since he was eleven years old, but that didn’t make it any easier.

Tonight, when he woke up, he didn’t let out a cry, his eyes just snapped open with an alertness, and he stared at the roof for a beat until he got his breathing under control.

Eventually he sat up and ran his left hand over his face; he always did that, even though he had his other arm back now, he’d spent too much of his life with a metal one to rub it over his face.

Edward glanced beside him. Winry was still asleep; good.

He swung his legs over the bed lowering the metal one carefully onto the floor so it didn’t clunk too loudly.

He grabbed a coat as he left the bedroom, it was rather cold out tonight, and he needed some fresh air.

He sat down heavily on the front porch, taking a deep breath, and looking up at the stars.

“Daddy?” the little voice of his first born mumbled from the doorway.

Edward turned his head to look at him, smiling softly at the sleepy kid. “Yuriy, why are you still up?”

“I had a nightmare,” he answered, walking over the his father with slow tentative steps.

“Oh, I’m sorry.” Edward opened his arms for Yuriy to climb into, which the toddler had no qualms with doing.

“Why’s daddy up?” he voiced, nuzzling into his father’s chest.

“I had a nightmare too,” Edward told him, resting his chin on Yuriy’s head.

“Really? I didn’t know daddy’s had nightmares.”

Edward let out a chuckle at the boys words. “It’s true, we do. We just learn that they aren’t real.”

“But what if-what if it is real?” Yuriy asks.

“Then we learn how to fight them.” Edward pokes his nose. “But all fight them for you for now.”

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I’m rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist

And Mustang is such a dumbass, and he knows, and everyone else knows it, but it’s like this triple layers of ‘is he actually a dumbass?’ And I still don’t really know.

There’s the top layer, that’s his mask, he acts like a dumbass, he’s flirty, ect.

But under that, he’s serious, he’d got a dream, and people willing to follow that dream because he’s so charismatic.

His plan? ‘Protect the people I love’, not exactly top notch intelligence there. He seems like he might be the last person to figure things out, I think he really is low int high cha build.

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I did it

I finished the Heartstopper comic. Now we just got the movies, then we’re done.

Thanks Alice.

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My dog knocks on the door like a person

For the most part, when my dog wants to come in, she just barks in the backyard so we know she’s ready to come in.

But sometimes the gate gets left open, an she’ll come to the front door, jump on it, and then just sit and wait for us to answer.

It has scared me MANY times.

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Nothing feels better

Than getting a comment on a post. Don’t just like and scroll, give a comment, just two seconds, just a ‘afgafagaga’, anything, it goes a long way. Especially if there’s no comments on the post.

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Day off

It wasn’t often that Chuuya got a day off at all, usually he was worked in day in day out, but even rarer than that was a day both him and his eccentric husband had off. There was no way either of them were going to waste such an opportunity.

That was how the two found themselves sitting together on the couch; they hadn’t discussed it, but as a soon as both had processed the other didn’t have work they both mutually agreed to do nothing all day.

Except maybe getting frisky that morning. That however was hours ago now, and it was hard to want to be anywhere except pressed against each other with a good movie on the TV.

“The days already almost over,” Dazai complained after taking a glance out the window, he moved closer to Chuuya, as if that could somehow slow the progressing of time.

The ginger too glanced out the window. “Yeah,” he agreed, not having much else to say. He readjusted slightly, which made his shoulder jostle the head that was lying against his shoulder.

“Days are too short!” Dazai bemoaned further, “I mean, they’re almost as short as you.”

The comment earned him a quick and harsh poke to his ribs. “I’m not short, jackass.”

Dazai just laughed, grinning ear to ear like he had no idea what Chuuya was so worked up over. “Sure, and I’m an elephant.”

“I guess you’re an elephant than.”

The brunette just let out another laugh at that, and they fell into a comfortable silence.

Days like this were rare indeed.

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My brother

Is so fucking entitled.

I don’t care that he’s ten, I don’t care that he has autism, I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care.

I love him, I’d die for him, that doesn’t make living with him any fucking easier.

He thinks he deserves everything—he doesn’t, sometimes other people’s needs are more important than your wants.

Is it wrong of me to want him to get put in his place? To get knocked down a few pecks?

It’s exhausting to always have to be the bigger person.

I know I’m his older sister by a lot, but it’s so fucking frustrating.

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being a daddy’s girl is great

Until you watch the doctor who episode ‘father’s day’ and start bawling your eyes out.

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Sony/Netflix won’t

Because they’re cowards.

But if they pull a Luke/Laya with the next KPop Demon Hunters movie, I will regard it as the single best movie sequel (or prequel if they go that route) to ever exist.

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It was really well written

But I knew that Luke was gonna be the ‘hero’ in the prophecy, I could feel it, I knew it since they went to go see his mom.

It was still really well written.

And the Percy turning down being a god because he doesn’t want to leave Annabeth, agagfafagfaff.

I’ve almost finished the book, I’m so close.