"You won't get many Randy Meeks requests."
Bullshit!! I've gotten three so far, two I'm debating on how to go by since they aren't really descriptive but I'mma get those bitches done!!
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"You won't get many Randy Meeks requests."
Bullshit!! I've gotten three so far, two I'm debating on how to go by since they aren't really descriptive but I'mma get those bitches done!!
They Popping
Pairing: Bucky x Reader
prompt: Bucky accidentally buying you lingerie 2 sizes too small
Warnings: besides your breasts suffocating I think nothing but let me know 💕
Authors Notes: this is written for the @the-ss-horniest-book-club and I hope you’re all having a fabulous weekend 🌸💕
You groan as you try to slip your escaping breast back into the bra that Bucky had so generously treated you to as a Christmas gift.
The only problem was, he bought the wrong size. And when you checked the label, they were actually 2 sizes too small. Which meant your breasts wouldn’t stay in their allocated slots and your underwear... you might as well be wearing a thong it was so tight and wedges between your butt cheeks. The front also sat uncomfortably between your folds and the laced material rubbed uncomfortably against your clit which each stride.
But despite the flaws, you didn’t have the heart to tell him they were the wrong size. And you wouldn’t have worn them, but he was asking you why you weren’t wearing them.
You were about to slip your tank top back on when Bucky walked in. He gawks at your chest awkwardly.
“Wow doll. They popping.” He chuckles.
“Yeah they- are a little small.”
“Damn, I’m sorry baby. Must be so uncomfortable.” He says as he pulls the bra up, accidentally letting your breasts fall out of the bottom. “Well, here.” Is all he says and you’re about to question him when you hear a loud rip in the room. Your bra is in shreds and your panties is the next to go.
“Oh god, the relief!” You moan slightly, causing Bucky to twitch in his pants.
“You’re sore?” He asks, his fingers circling your soft skin.
“Yes. The material was cutting in.”
“Lay on the bed for me doll, I’ll make you feel better.” He starts by kissing up your ankles, and you know he’ll make good of his innocent mistake.
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💡: do with this what you will 😉😂😘 Seb: One of us is brilliant and one of us is just kinda not. Reader: Am I the stupid one? Seb: No! Your brilliant, oh my god! Reader: What no! Your the smart one! Seb: Nooooo! You have a bachelors! Reader: So do you! Seb: IN DRAMA!!
Hope it turns out okay 😂 I love you for these 😍😘💜
Fun With Y/N and Seb
"Sebastian, Y/N! Welcome to the build series." The host gets you settled on the chairs in front of the live audience, you're here promoting your new movie you had the pleasure of making with Sebastian Stan.
The interview starts off easy and he takes it in turn to ask you both questions instead of directing the questions just to Sebastian.
"And you know, Y/N helped me with my crossword puzzles because I love doing those in my trailer." Seb laughs at the fond memory. "One of us is brilliant and the other.." he points subtly to himself, "is kinda not..." He chuckles.
"Am I the stupid one?" You pout your lips, trying to keep a straight face by how flustered your co-star has become.
"What?! NO! you're the brilliant one, omg Y/N." He takes a sip of his coffee.
"You're the smart one though, you remember literally everything."
At this point is the whole studio is in giggles at the exchange between you two
"Nooooo way! You have a bachelor's!" Seb puts his coffee down on the table and shakes his head.
"So do you!" You quip back quickly
"Yes in DRAMA not in crossword puzzles!"
"Crossword puzzles require only a little thinking Seb!" You giggle.
"Exactly and I'm a man so." He shrugs, smirking.
"Really? I had no idea." You asked sarcastically, shaking your head as the host and the audience erupt in laughter and cheers.
"You see what I had to put up with on a daily basis on set?" He pouts, taking another sip of his coffee.
"Oh god, you two are the greatest!" The host compliments, causing both you and Seb to blush. "So, tell me a little more about the set life with Sebastian Stan!" The host asks excitedly. And you inhale, then exhale preparing to tell the craziest story of how Seb got so drunk one night he went out to the bar with boxers on his head and danced with no shame.
If you ever want Drabble requests, BABY I AM YOUR GIRL! so here ya go.. Mackie and stan have the task to babysit an infant, 2 toddlers, and 3 kids under the age of 8.... how does it go and who does what? Do you get called as an ’emergency mom’ to help out?
YESSS thank you so much babe 😍 always in need of drabble requests 😍
Stackie Day Care
"Hey! Kid I forgot your name - but put that dog food down right now!" Mackie bellowed out as he in the middle of changing a dirty diaper.
The kid laughed at Mackie and pointed their fingers. Mackie had made the mistake of falling asleep for a few minutes, because the next time he woke up he had permanent marker lines on his face from the older kids.
Mackie shook his head and looked over into the corner at Seb, who was having a hard time figuring out which foot the sock belonged to.
"I can't figure this sock out." His eyebrows furrowed as held the little socks in the air but it was unhelpful.
Chaos erupted in the kitchen as a loud clang was heard and lots of laughter, both boys sighed and wondered how people did this for a living.
They looked at each other silently asking the other what should they do.
"We gotta call Y/N man. She'll know what to do." Mackie speaks up first rubbing his temples as the kitchen turns into band practice.
Seb pulls his phone out and dials your number, on the second ring you answer.
"Y/N! Please we need you." Seb begs over the phone. You smirk on the other end of the phone, counting exactly 1 hour before you knew they would call you for help, you had offered to help them but they insisted they knew what they were doing.
"alright seabass, I'm on my way."
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I don't know how this happened and I'm genuinely surprised as hell. Thank you so much for the support and for feeling like my blog was worth following and sticking around for 😭
Let's celebrate! Send me requests for one shots || Drabbles || Headcanons and I'll do them!
Writing the requests in 20 minutes 😍 sorry for the wait 💜
I'm going through your requests now and I apologise in advance for the spam you'll receive from me 😘