A Announcement
A tired annoyed female voice rang out from the loud speaker thought the entire building.
"I can't believe I have to add more rules now" the woman sighs and the sound of ruffling papers are heard" OK you fucks listen closely because even though these will be posted I know you little assholes won't read them. I will say this again these are for your sake not mine, these rules absolve me of liability"
She clears her throat "OK again this is Eve with the new rules"
1 Don't ever tell misery your birthday
2 Don't ask Dante to remove his mask unless you are prepared to see his face
3 Don't ask Declan about the numbers on his arm
4 Do not touch the junk food piles scattered around the building those are Dante's he will beat you near death
5 Don't take Noah's alcholol unless you want to deal with him sober and we all know how he is sober let the priest drink
6 Don't you ask me about my past
7 If you see my husband with baked goods and he offers them take them you fucks also on the not of my husband don't ask him about his paranoid schizophrenia seriously fuck off
8 I can't believe I have to say this but don't take Viper's hearing aids. She makes a mocking voice "but he doesn't talk like he's deaf" she returns to her normal voice "of course fucking not he lost his hearing in his teens while building tech things"
9 Don't purposely get Misery dirty or her outfit dirty or leave messes she has severe Ocd and will undress if her clothes get dirty and will panic if you mess up her office
10 and finally if any of you get injured or anything medical go to Declan he is trained in almost every medical field you guys already know how and if you're new ask someone who's been here awhile
"That is all these will be posted all around" the loudspeaker turns off with a click
