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Discussions on Yrliet are so frustrating because this is perhaps the most textual asexual, sex repulsed character in recent fiction without using those words and people will still say “But she can’t really be asexual, she just thinks of humans as a different species”

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Magnus doesnt need to do rituals to summon tzeentch demons bc his bright coloration already attracts their bird brains

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Erda trying to figure out where to take Leman when he gets sick in an “Erda actually takes the kids” AU

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Creating a contest to see who can make a good Fem Lorgar design. The rules:

No whitewashing

Do not chicken out on the tattoos.

No boob window, thigh window, or anything that alters the original armor design to make it look more feminine and sexualized

Hair is fine but please be more creative than the Sister of battle white bob.

Please, take design cues from the Word Bearers and apply it to Lorgar. Stop taking design cues from the Sisters of Battle. They are a faction with their own distinct history.

The prize: Nothing. I just really wanted to see a Fem Lorgar that looks like Lorgar.

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They made space marine 2 woke (the marines have fat asses)

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I relate to the sisters of silence because I am also quiet and vaguely offputting to people

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I don’t know what kind of graph would give me the space to explain my reasoning so here’s my list of which Primarchs would like Erda and why (based entirely on my own gut feelings)

Lion El’Jonson: Dislike. Always loyal to Emps and has little reason to question his authority.

Fulgrim: Loves. I don’t have a completely concrete explanation but he is a momma’s boy

Perturabo: Complicated. Erda will definitely praise his architect projects but Perturabo may still hold resentment over being sent to Olympia at all

Jaghatai Khan: Likes. Thinks she’s cool and appreciates her humility.

Leman Russ: Loves. Is also a momma’s boy and projects his love for his late wolf mother onto her.

Rogal Dorn: Indifferent.

Konrad Curze: Suspicion leaning on dislike. Mainly blames her for his visions, as she was the one who created him to have future visions.

Sanguinius: It’s hard for me to imagine him disliking her.

Ferrus Manus: Another hard to say, leaning on Indifference. my gut is also telling me it would be funny if he was positive on Erda but solely on the grounds of "Hmm yes, sending us to a planets where we could hone our skills and become stronger, thank you" but my second gut tells me that would be inaccurate considering how difficult life on Medusa was for him.

Angron: Hot take. Not dislike, but understanding. He hates Emps more and agrees with her that he would rather be far away from Emps than serving him. Likewise, values the connections he made on Nuceria despite the way it ended but blames Emps for that.

Roboute Guilliman: 30k, probably neutral. He didn’t have a hard life on Macragge and is generally well-adjusted even while under the Emperor’s rule. 40k, he’s so happy she scattered him and only wishes he were never re discovered.

Mortarion: Dislike, extremely resentful of how he ended up on Barbarus and how he was treated there.

Magnus the Red: Loves. Spends so much time asking her about ancient Terra. Momma’s boy 2

Horus Lupercal: Hard to say? I’m leaning on respect, but distances himself from her because he was closer to emps growing up

Lorgar Aurelian: Highly regards Erda. Doesn’t see her as a god but rather a vessel for the Emperor’s divine will.

Vulkan: Respects and loves. He didn’t grow up with a mother but is happy to have ended up on such a nice planet

Corvus Corax: Another woman respecter. Might not agree with her actions, but likes her grumption

Alpharius Omegon: Considering how they ended up during the Heresy, I think they would respect the game

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new 40k game to turn your computer into a heater for the winter months