#funk-me-up-inside

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Any new underestimated!stiles fics by chance?

yeah

I Am Death Become Ye by OneSmartChicken (1/1 | 4,596 | NR)

He wasn't just useless; he was a liability. He was half-crazy, on medication for a whole list of mental illnesses, and physically crippled. He walked with a cane carved from old wood and sources referred to his left eye as "unreliable." Poor, fragile little human. They left a rabbit on his doorstep, just to make sure he got the message; he wasn't necessary in this game. He was boring. Oh he sounded interesting at first: humans who ran with wolves always did. But he was just another stubborn fool, and a broken one at that.

OR some fae make a mistake; Stiles teaches them the error of their ways.

The Immortal Phoenix by Deasperuax (3/? | 4,119 | PG13)

Stiles couldn't believe what was happening. They were abandoning him. Kicking him out of the pack. He thought he was out of game for good but when his father told him he was half angel half warlock, well he couldn't leave that story unresolved. Traveling through different dimensions Stiles comes back with a new attitude and power. Maybe the pack misjudged when they said he was weak. Because from what they could tell this man could be the one to save Beacon Hills from the Clan of Vampires and the Darach moving in on the Hale Territory

It's so dangerous (you'll have to sign a waiver) by ElisAttack (1/1 | 5,145 | PG13)

"Do you have the cash?" A harsh guttural voice asks through the line, ending the question with a hacking cough.

"I have the fifty grand." Stiles confirms in a clear, concise voice, the total opposite of what he feels at the moment. He's like a lemming right before it takes a nose dive off a cliff. He's just hoping the waters below aren't dotted with sharp rocks, sharks, or, you know, guns.

"Excellent." The now wheezing voice says, a smile evident in his tone, "We've left the door open for you, Bertram will take your coat."

Or the one where Stiles is so far out of his depth, it isn't even funny.

Training by Shippings_galore (1/1 | 2,777 | G)

Written to make a writer feel better... This was written in a week because of school in my life... Here's the summary:

Stiles was dragged into training by Scott. Now he has to be taught by his Alpha crush to kick ass. And then fight a rich snob. He can do this. He can so do this.

[theofficialstereklibrary]

Would you mind updating the stiles cooks/stiles bakes tag pls? Thank you so much!! <3

yay

Scarecrow by Isaac28919 (1/1 | 3,208 | R)

Stiles and Allison need to prepare for the Hunter’s Moon. But Derek just wants to spend some time with his mate.

That one where Stiles and Derek make cookies and Scott is being an idiot (again) Peter also doesn’t like fire. by ObsessiveFangal2244 (1/1 | 2,116 | G)

Derek need’s to calm down, he need’s a way out. After the Alpha pack nonsense he almost can’t cope.Stiles insists they make cookies.

Or

That one fic where Derek totally didn’t enjoy their failed cookies and Stiles totally didn’t enjoy spending time with Derek, and Scott has issues. Peter catches fire at some point.

I’m gonna be naked (and you’re wasted) by Marishna (1/1 | 1,590 | PG13)

“Who are you?” Derek asked, his voice sounding foreign to him. He cleared his throat lightly and grimaced at the scratchy feeling, as if he’d been yelling a lot the night before.

“I thought you might not remember.” He stood up and offered his hand to Derek who took it automatically. “I’m Stiles. The stripper.”

Time Out, Sourwolf! by plead_guilty_but_insane (1/1 | 717 | G)

Stiles was a good cook, and Derek was not. That was all there was to it; nothing more, nothing less.

Wait, you’re a WHAT? by WolfDemon (1/? | 1,772 | R)

The pack has been getting on lately, now that everything crazy has stopped.Peter’s out of town on business for the weekend that the pack is training at Derek’s.And Stiles?Well, Stiles is left out of the training as, according to the pack, his clumsiness gets in the way of their training and they don’t want him hurt.

Well, since they don’t want to train with him, he figures he’ll just go train with someone else.

Of course, this leads to mayhem and the pack finding out what he actually is~!

Plus, when Peter comes back it turns out he already knew what Stiles was. Go figure.

Of Cherries and Elusive Deputies by ceruleansmile (1/1 | 7,723 | PG13)

AU: Walking on, he was almost knocked onto his ass when he managed to overlook the brick wall of a man standing in front of the cereals in the next aisle. A broad hand wrapped around Stiles’ forearm and Stiles yelped when he almost dropped his basket in surprise.

The Unicorn In Me by Emela (1/1 | 18,570 | NC17)

When Derek touches a Unicorn and it doesn’t try to kill him despite the fact he is no longer a virgin, Peter tells the pack the reason: that Derek was raped by Kate when he was 15 and because of this his ‘purity’ is still intact. Naturally, Stiles makes it his mission to be as awesome to Derek as possible to try and make up for Peter’s lack of tact, which may or may not include, a home cooked dinner, sex and chocolate chip pancakes.

OR

The one where Derek is given a second chance at his first time.

Stargazing, But Not by MissDizzyD (2/2 | 16,945 | NC17)

Stiles is the first to visit after everything goes to shit. (And things get happy from there.)

There He Goes Again by superagentwolf (1/1 | 1,262 | NR)

“Freaking every time you cook you set off the smoke alarm so you know what I’m just going to teach you how to cook.”-Derek falls head over heels for the guy in the dorm next door. Unfortunately, the first time they meet is the fifteenth time Derek burns his food.

Christmas Sweets for the Sweet by howl-to-the-wind (greenleaf) (1/1 | 7,881 | R)

In front of Derek was a plate of three red velvet brownies artfully piled one on top of the other. The brownies were a deep, tasty-looking red and the cream cheese frosting on top looked extra fluffy and were peppered with green, red, and white sprinkles.

“This is pretty,” Derek said, kissing Stiles’ cheek. It had been three days since Stiles’ tiny gingerbread treat. Derek was catching up to Stiles’ plan now. “How many desserts are you going to make for me?”

“I don’t know,” Stiles said, leaning against Derek’s side. “How many years have we been together?”

“So seven total then?” Derek asked as he grabbed the fork, already picking at one of the brownies.