#funny (derogatory)

[petr1chr]

Anyone mind helping me with what this means?

I'd love some professional input on the matter @theskullofjudgement

[petr1chr]

I went to grab breakfast and I didn't forget to fill my cereal bowl with water this time so it doesn't dry out, and this may be the happiest I will be today. Being an adult fucking sucks. End post

[petr1chr]

Nice catch! 🙌 Instead of providing scientific studies 📃 to support my previous statements, I linked the wikipedia 🔎 page of the Enumclaw Horse Sex case 🐎. This isn't just you being attentive 🧐 — this shows that you care a great deal for facts and logic, which is commendable! 🥳

If you want to share the first draft of your "special little baby" 😜 just let me know, I'm ready! 😳

[petr1chr]

I feel that I need to fill a niche to get anywhere in life so from now on I will be rebranding this blog to shipping Dr. "I can hear them talk to me at night" Kel and Johnny "I've lost my marbles" Truant. Their ship name is Jel (pronounced gel) because I hate them and they hate each other as well. Any and all inquiries may be sent to my ask box, where I will promptly ignore them unless they are funny. Thank you to everyone who participates

[petr1chr]

Whoever that decided the human body temperature to be considerably higher than room temperature, but make room temperature water the most warm, vomit-inducing attack on most of my senses should be run over by a 2004 honda civic

[petr1chr]

Cargo pants? No it doesn't, why would you lie to me? Literally why the fuck do you think it's okay to do something like this dude, that's so fucked up. That's it, we're done, I never want to hear from you ever again. Fucking hell. *turns around and gets flattened by a semitruck going 60 in a school zone*

[petr1chr]

I feel the gay(tm) surfacing again.................. Hide your grandfathers....................

[petr1chr]

temperature (hot/cold) contrast in the same dish is so *adds so many heart emojis the post falls off its hinges and bludgeons the person below it*