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Ash - They/Them - 21 - 🏳️‍🌈

[tall]

[evergreen-femme]

direct deposit hits

me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[depsidase]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[theatresys]

I feel like it’s way too easy to manipulate me. Give me any attention and I’ll do anything for you. Compliment me? Im yours. Degrade me? Im yours. Genuinely have the survival instincts of a hamster.

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[infertilityidol]

[petr1chr]

I went to grab breakfast and I didn't forget to fill my cereal bowl with water this time so it doesn't dry out, and this may be the happiest I will be today. Being an adult fucking sucks. End post

[vox-is-me]

Fav flavour of toothpaste? Menthol is excluded to make it more interesting

Menthol/mint is the worst it's hard enough for me I littlerally cannot with this

Bubblegum

[petr1chr]

Finally someone said it, bubblegum ftw

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[petr1chr]

friend who's taking a longer lunch break than usual is a type of dead wife

[petr1chr]

An angel came to me in my dream and handed me a screenshot of a nonexistent game, which depicts a guy completely geared up in early 2000s' tech aurafarming, leaning on a wall, and he's looking at another city in the distance, which is separated by a seemingly infinite stretch of void. Too bad I can't draw so this is all you get

[petr1chr]

Nice catch! 🙌 Instead of providing scientific studies 📃 to support my previous statements, I linked the wikipedia 🔎 page of the Enumclaw Horse Sex case 🐎. This isn't just you being attentive 🧐 — this shows that you care a great deal for facts and logic, which is commendable! 🥳

If you want to share the first draft of your "special little baby" 😜 just let me know, I'm ready! 😳