Funny 141 + los vaqueros (and others) Headcannons!!
Ghost , soap , gaz , price , Valeria, Alejandro, Rudy , graves , alex , farah ,könig ( I think that’s all…)
no warnings!!!! Just funny shit I think they do LMAOO, contains some reader in here !! Also none of these are in order LOL I just started writing shit down , and not proof read ! BUT ENJOY <33
Soap. Dear lord we love soap but he is a MESSY EATER
You will be sitting 5 feet away from him and your still in the fucking splash zone 😭
He also eats in bed , gets food everywhere, then gets mad he can’t sleep because his bed is riddled with crumbs
Graves dead ass sleeps in a recliner like an old man. I’m so serious.
One time someone walked in on him sleeping leaned back in his office chair and they drew a dick on his face AND FLED.
He didn’t notice till he had a call with shepherd.
Valeria insults Alejandro about his forehead.
Soap dose too and Alejandro beats him
Rudy drinks orange juice with pulp.
Price unironicly says ‘ whoopsie daisy ‘
Alex grabs your waist when he’s scooting by you and is like “ exuse me just gonna scoot on right by you-“
Ghost one time was so tired he tried to drink through his mask. It was FUNNY ASF
you get to sit and watch Alex shameless flirt with farah , and farah is OBLIVIOUS.
König will strap in his groceries in the back seat and when he opens the door to take them out they all fall out and start rolling down the street so all you see is this tall as man chasing after his oranges .
Ugliest. Monopoly. Games. Ever.
Half way through the game if ends up with someone pulling out a gun and shooting the board  game.
Price is like “ fucking hell ! That’s the fith one !”
Farah doesn’t join but is so confused why they continue to play every couple of months if it just involves them fucking destroying the game
Soap literally eats almost anything you dare him too
Used to chew on bottle caps RELIGIOUSLY
ghost tried dip once. He swallowed it.
Price and laswell are goats at candy crush
Price is also super good at math????
Price called gaz son and gaz cried in his room for the rest of the day and didn’t talk to him for a week
Alex won’t stop getting asked if he’s prices son even if they definitely know the answer.
Farah can easily beat up Alex , and sometimes dose
Soap is a chronic “ Eats the last peice of food but leaves the empty package in the refrigerator “ type of guy
Ghost beats him up for eating the last toaster strudel
Alejandro loves putting hot sauce in there ketchup , watches soap slowly die from spice , even worse gives him sprite to wash down the spice.
You want to know who shot the monopoly board? Valeria.
Alejandro and Valeria almost end up in a fist fight over uno. Rudy was scared for his LIFE
Ghost high asf because soap gave him gummies to “ relax” but no one notices because his eyes are always so damn red
Gaz unironicly watches Freinds , like over and over and over
Price says “ oui “ when he eats a croissant
Soap has a “ smell test “ for his clothes when he dosnt feel like doing laundry.
Konig likes to quietly play roblox on long rides
Sometimes he’ll play a scary game and suddenly he just like yells and throws his phone LMAOO
Soap forces price and ghost to play Minecraft
Ghost is just blowing everything up
Soap plays in creative mode bc he’s a whimp and says survival is too hard
Price thinks the loading screen is the game.
Alejandro and soap get so serious when playing Just-dance Alejandro will loose grip of his remote and it will SHMACK soap in the face so HARD
Whenever Alejandro falls over he lays on the ground because Rudy always helps him up but this time he’s with ghost , ghost laughs at him and doesn’t help at all
Alejandro will doxx anyone who is mean to Rudy
Gaz is just confused. All the time.
Gaz sends random cat videos or pictures in the group chat they have
They go to add ghost to the group chat and he pulls out his jankie ass flip phone and everyone stares at him in horror.
Ghost mostly uses his computer but he’s like a grandma with it
Alejandro is a chronic Facebook user.
Soap has TikTok addiction and won’t stop shoving his phone in ghosts face when he sees something remotely funny
One time when gaz was a kid he found a unwrapped tootsie roll and thought it was a butterfly cocoon and put it in a jar and waited MONTHS for it to hatch
Price randomly says swag.
Ghost cried as a kid because he thought cracking open the egg ment it could no longer be a chick and hatch , he had no concept of process he was devastated
Alejandro and everyone looking at graves , grave “ welp , I’m glad he lived up to his name” and everyone just starts LAUGHING
GAZ thinks farah is ABSOLUTELY BAD ASS WITH HER MOTOR CYCLE.
He asks to touch her motorcycle likes it’s a cat “ can I touch it…?”
Alejandro eats unfrosted pop tarts.
Soap has snorted pixie stick dust , and will do it again
Gaz has neices that really like hello kitty so now he has this small hello kitty patch he Carry’s around that they gave him😭
Soap coughs loudly when price smokes anywhere near him , just to be dramatic
Price is sick of his bs
Königs feet always hang off his bed and is genuinely terrified of something grabbing his feet , one time a stray cat taped his foot , he jumped 5 feet in the fucking air SCREAMING
Ghost says “ at least I’m not Scottish “ and soap just says “ well your queens dead” and then the start wrestling in the back of the truck while price is yelling at the threatening not to take them to Wendy’s anymore
PSLKSEJEJW THESE ARE SO FUNNY I WAS GIGGLING WHILE WRITING THIS i HOPE YOU ENJOY :)) I’ll probably do a part 2 if this gets enough likes !
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